Stupid Chicken.
I've been using this photo' as my desk top background. I like the way she seems to be crammed inside my monitor,..... and the naked.... booby.... thing.Anyway, I tried to have a kip earlier on but was thwarted by Evil Chicken who wouldn't stop growling and yapping at it. Every so often she would look back at Baboon But Bobby and me for back up.
It must be the unblinking stare.
Right, back to rebuilding that engine.
posted by Tickersoid at 12:31 PM
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Nice.
A small bottom, just like mine, I notice.
Breasts? On the internet?
Whats the world coming to?!
*tuts and shakes head whilst stealing the picture for desktop purposes*
Ft- You can't see her bottom. Might have done if it had been yours.
Fuckkit.- I know, I feel so ashamed.
'Baboon But Bobby...Backup'
I sounded like Cleo Lane then.
Cleo who?
Cleo Lane. Famouse for doing vocal jazz riffs that have a lot of 'b' sounds in them.
I don't make these names up.
Fuckkit is too young to have heard of Cleo Lane perhaps?
Lovely picture by the way. I'm sure ft has a teeny bottom just like that. I, on the other hand have that gorgeous ripped abdomen
*rolls eyes*
Kyahgirl- We are all so physically blessed in blogland.
Youngsters eh? I would've been alright talking about some rapper with a name like, 'Doggy Piddle Puddle'.
Physically blessed indeed. All of us. And if we're not we can just lie.
Crikey Fuckkit, you're not about to confess to being a hetro' middle aged, redneck from Arizona.
Are you?
Busted. I also have a mullet.
And a tank top?
Nerd specks complete with elastoplast repair?
I know!
I know!
* raises hand almost impossibly high *
I know who Cleo Lane is! I've seen her live (in Norwich, no less)! And I'm only twentyeleven!
I know! I know!
Pick me. Ooh yes! Pick me!
She used to be on the Two Ronnies too.
Shit. Fuck. Arse. Wank.
I'm twentyten.
Not twentyeleven.
That's next week.
Bugger
Well done IDV, You've set a very good example to the rest of the class.
I don't remember Cleo on the 'Two Ronnies' though.
I'll take one of the male versions of this screen saver please.
naked booby thing? What naked boobies? That girl looks hot, but I think it's her pose and long limbs as opposed to the almost non-existent boobies.
shandi- That picture falls into the catagory of what I call 'alternative pornography'. I'm particularily taken by unusual poses, even if some of them seem a little awkward or unflattering. Likely I'm on my own there.
I think there is too little porn for women. If there was, I wonder if alternative poses would be preferred. You may have to get your camera out. Could be a 'gap' in the market.
Men just seem to need their retinas stimulated. Women, I think, are more stimulated by the contextual concept. Of course, being a man, I may just be talking poppycock.
Snooze- I agree. I just thought 'naked...booby....thing' sounded funnier than 'naked..thing'.
I've always valued your honesty and humour on sex related subjects.
I was aware that some people may find the picture made them uncomfortable. However, I thought revealing my choice of 'back ground' was justified by the humorous effect it had on 'Chicken'.
That's disgusting.
You fucking pervert.
P&T- Yeh great innit.
At risk of sounding dumb I shouldn't ask this, but...heck I am a risk taker....
What is a 'kip'?
Heyyyy, I am from Mississippi...we are not very cultured.
I love small pointy tits. The attraction of great big bazookas are (is?) an urban myth. On the otherhand I'm bi, so work it out.
Oh and a kip is a sleep, a snooze, egyptian PT.
xtasy- Having read your blog, I know it's rich in your own culture. It's one of it's attractions for Fuckkit and me.
Amopodex is right, a kip is a sleep.
Podex- A case of more than a hand full being a waste, eh?
I think the breast size preference has more to do with being a 'Beta' male, than it has with sexual orientation, or lack of.
podex- my daughters have a phrase for it, 'bitch titties'.
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