Tumble weed moment.
During a lull at work, in a cabin full of guys, the subject of Greek food comes up. I'm not a fan of Greek food, and I think their drinks are worse.
"I hate Greek wine, tastes like piss."
There is always some one who says,"How would you know?"
"Let's be honest," I said "we've all had a sip or two of the old 'salty hot dog water' at some time or another."
I look around at the frozen faces.
"OK, just me then."
"I hate Greek wine, tastes like piss."
There is always some one who says,"How would you know?"
"Let's be honest," I said "we've all had a sip or two of the old 'salty hot dog water' at some time or another."
I look around at the frozen faces.
"OK, just me then."
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Yay! I'm first!
Tazzy pissed in my mouth the other day.
Quite accidentally, of course. I'd just given 'Wee Taz' as kiss as Big Taz was getting changed, unawares he'd just been for a piss.
The firty fucking tramp was still wet.
It wasn't salty though.
'firty'??? I meant 'dirty', of course.
Eeeewww! I was eating my breakfast.
> the old 'salty hot dog water < I've never heard it called that before. But, thinking about it, I bet that's what it really is! I knew there was a reason I didn't eat hotdogs...
so have you had a sip or two of the hotdogs then??
If it is salty and dark coloured you should increase your water intake - should be almost clear. Had to mix 20ml of my piss with orange juice every morning and drink it on the advice of a holistic health "professional". I lasted 4 days.
EEEEEeeeewwwww!
I Have.Never.Drunk.Piss.
Hope there's no room for doubt there - get it? Never.
I have always wondered what the big deal about Golden Showers is though. Ugh.
I have, unfortuantely done the same as piggy. once. but actively drunk it? No.... I've seen someone do half a pint though. *gags*
Oh Lady Muck, you durty, durty tramp.
Have you tasted 'Man Pie'* too?
* for the uninitiated, 'man pie' is the chocolate starfish (or ringpiece).
hey man, you're not alone. my friends took a 2 litre that was about 3/4s full of flat cola, pissed in it to fill up the rest and i damn near chugged it all before seeing one of my friends frantically waving his hands side to side, shaking his head likewise and mouthing out the word "noooooooo". not my finest moment but who can tell when it's mixed with flat cola?
Never liked Greek food either!Is that why the wine taste so bad?
hmmm, if we're not discussing bodily functions we're discussing ingesting bodily fluids.
is it a Welsh thing? :-)
P&T- Nice imagery.
As I'm the one who started this thread, I guess I've only got myself to blame. 'D' and 'F', very close on the key board. It worries me that I now know what 'man pie' is.
DeVice- I believe that hot dogs are actually preserved in imported ardvark wee. Oh sorry, It's breakfast time again.
Anon- You can't sip hot dogs, only the water.
Frobisher- Not just me then. I think Holistitions are only in it for a laugh.
Funnything- The post is a true story. Although I have on two occasions sampled wee, only the first time was deliberate. The second may be the subject of a later post. It's not a fetish of mine. I 'lifted' the gag almost word for word from the T.V. presenter Ian Lee, who suprisingly, used it on a channel 4 breakfast show. ( sorry Device )
Lady Muck- Ah, so you've met my mother then?
Basket- "damned fine ale," the turn of phrase seemed familliar, then I saw the name 'basket' and twigged. How are you mate? glad you could join us.
Fnqueen- Yes, I know. I'm now so conscious of it, I've started doing the lady thing and dabbing my willy with tissue. Maybe that's all part of being a 'bit gay'.
Ka$h- Which interestingly translates into English as 'Ka£h'.
When It's mixed with four fingers of martini and an olive, I can't tell either. They get me everytime with that one.
Cezi- I think you may be right, It's probably all Greek waiters piss that's been matured for a few years.
Kyahgirl- It may well be a Welsh thing. I'm Anglo-Scot so I don't know. You need to go to 'Funnything' for blood and poo and me for wee.
Oh, and what happened to your blog?
Oh, and Basket, stop telling your manager I fancy him. What I actually said was,
"He looks like the kind of gentleman who takes a little extra care of his appearance."
*looks around*
Am I late? Does it matter that I forgot to bring my piss story?
I've always got time for you 'fuckkit' Unleash the piss story, I'll be back later to lap it up.
"He looks like the kind of gentleman who takes a little extra care of his appearance." Sounds like something Lee would say!
Luckily I missed breakfast the second time around and have eaten my last meal of today. Good job too what with all the lapping and mopping up of piss that's going on! Glad to hear you're now a dabber.
DeVice- I took the essence of Lees Phrases and adapted them. As he's on holiday in Wales, he'll never know.
Ahah hah hah ha!
Victory is yours!
Hopefully you didn't digest too much piss DAD it may have had lasting effects
What a delightful name to give your daughter(?!), Steel Worker.
What do you mean I can only sip water? how do you know that Steel Worker? I might like more than that. :-)
hiya-I have been wandering bit with my blog but now am solidly established at
www.kyahgirl.com
:-)
thanks for asking.
Basket- I should have said, " Gush forth your 'piss story' I'll be back later to lap it up." That would have been more appropriate.
DeVice- In the words of the Harvard University Maths lecturer and song writer Tom Lehra
"Plagiarize, plagiarize,plagiarize."
There you are I've done it again.
Little Miss Flaps- I think there were lasting effects and they're genetic!
DeVice- She chose the psydoname herself. I'm so proud.
Anon- You can do what you like with the hot dogs, you can suck, bite or chew them, stick them up your nose for comic effect if you like, but I don't think you can sip or drink them.
Kyahgirl- I'll pop bye soon.
Basket- You're a romantic at heart.
Basket- I'm not a deviant, just imaginative.
I kind of like Greek food, but I'm with you on the wine. Not sure about the piss though.
Snooze- Some Greek food isn't too bad. The we we isn't as vomit inducing as you'd think, providing you don't start thinking about what you've just done. You wouldn't want it in a wine glass with you're Sunday roast, but if it was that or eating olives....yuck!
I only did it the first time, because there had been a few articles in the press about celeb's slurping their own. It was a kind of hippy 'it's natural and comes out of your body so it must be good thing' Having said that, I don't recal Sahra Miles review of her own solids. Just as well I think.
The second time was when an ex girlfriend had me at a bit of a disadvantage and I wasn't expecting it. Still not sure if it was deliberate of not.
He doesn't eat meat.
That's okay we'll make lamb.
Sorry. From My Big Fat Greek Wedding. When she is introducing her fiance to her Greek family and they are talking about what they will make, she says "He doesn't eat meat" and they say "That's okay we'll make lamb." Well I guess you had to be there. Cheers! Being from down under myself I know a thing or two about Greek food. I think we have more Greeks there than Aussies, LOL! Cheers!
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