You have - One - Message.
"Hi love, it's Joe. Just 'phoning to say....erm...I may be having an 'Anne Summers' party on Saturday. Aunt Hellen's coming. I've got a few of the girls coming. If you want to come, no boys allowed sorry, ...er..Your more than welcome. I shall 'phone your mobile, if not I will speak to you soon. Love you. Byeeeeee."
It might be the 'Joe' mentioned in my post 'Morning after the night before'. I haven't given her my number so how did she call me?
Anyway, I need you to, first, tell me what number I have to ring to find out who called, and secondly, I need your suggestions as to how I should respond for maximum comedic effect. The best suggestion may be the subject of a follow up post.
edit.
Bugger, I remembered the number 1471. I found someone called half an hour later, number witheld, either that or my answerphone clock is wrong. If it is a different call, how can I find out who the penultimate caller was?
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I came down stairs after a good blog, and found Evil Chicken had removed a package out of my sports bag and was ripping it to pieces. The package contained generic viagra with a street value of £300. I'd bought it for a 'friend'. Honest.
Luckily, she hadn't eaten any of the contents.
20 Comments:
Gosh lungfung, you were quick. I was putting in an edit when I checked it you were already there.
I like the names of your pets.
Evil Chicken is a poodle.
Maybe I could just record it and play it onto a married friends answerphone.
My jack russell terrier has been overturning the paper shredder bin and pawing through it lately. There's nothing more ferocious than a ravenous little bitch on the prowl!
sorry to ignore your urgent question for a second steel worker but I must really ask lungfung-what is up with your panties in that avatar? Are those crabs flying out of there? flashes of light? So very interesting!!
:-)
I was wondering if they were crabs too. Ewwwwww, the dirty bitch!
Anyway Steeleroid, you'll be pleased to know you've got a 'special' mention on the Podcast! (and Karaoke Karen too!).
Darn, I was hoping for a tale of your trip to the emergency room after the Viagra episode.
Hmmm. I think lungfung's avatar is a commentary on Paris Hilton or something, how strange. I shall be back with a witty comment for you tickersoid, right now I am pondering the possible evils of Poodles on Viagra.
Y'know I'm not sure you can find out who the penultimate caller is thus rendering your second question null and void.
phlegmfatal- nasty little things, Jack Russels, yours looks so cute though.
Kyahgirl- I think 'qchique' may be onto something. Oh, btw, I liked your 'wavy arm thing' comment on FT's blog.
P&T- The emergency room. We're on first name terms now.
Thanks for the 'mensh'. Dont know If I should tell F.K.K. about it.
qchique- 'Avatar' Good word, I'll write that down. Manifistation of Hindu deity or 3D representation in cyber space.
Is it Paris Hilton? I loved her book, 'Paris Hilton, My Stuggle'.
fuckkit- Bit of a 'damp squib' then, that post. I'll have to fall back on 'willy' stories. ( fall back, willy, yes I know )
Still if anyone can think of a reply for purely academic discussion, it will be appreciated.
Paris Hilton My Stuggle?
I didn't know she had a 'stuggle'.
Of cours, I meant, 'Struggle'.
The word 'Stuggle' is just crying out for a definition. Any suggestions?
How about 'An unexpected and slightly startelling fold of skin found on a vaginal entrance'.
Damnit, I was trying to get out of having to think of something suitably witty and clever in answer to your second question.
I look forward to more willy stories, prehaps with pictures for that added entertainment?
I'm working on a semi-serious post at the moment. I had edited out the willy bit but I think I'll put the willy back in just for you.
'Put the willy back in just for you'
I bet you don't get told that very often.
I had a dog once that stole a couple of hundred quids-worth of laxatives from a guy's bag (he had some kind of stomach cancer) and ate the lot.
You can imagine the rest.
Oh no! I've got this image in my mind of a small dog, spiralling round the room like a deflating balloon, muck spreading as it goes.
Another fine image courtesy of Tickersoid ;)
I had crabs once. What really pissed me off was still being a virgin at the time.
thank you lungfung and all. You've given me a great laugh this morning.
Love the image of funny thing's dog. Poor thing!
sorry, I didn't really notice til now that you've changed your user name to tickersoid. Ok, I'm with the program. Bit slow, me.
sorry, I didn't really notice til now that you've changed your user name to tickersoid. Ok, I'm with the program. Bit slow, me.
And now, without the aid of a safety net, I will attempt to put links in comments text.
He's got to be a bit gay.
There, I've done it. I know you lot figured it out ages ago, but I'm quite proud of myself.
Bugger! I thought I'd done it. It looks like a link but isn't.
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