My Gang
When I was about eight years old, I formed a gang with my mates Fatty and Spotty. I reckoned that by merely having a name and a logo we would strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. After kicking a few names around we decided on the 'Golden Eagles'. Being the least worst artist, I designed the logo. Unfortunately drawing eagles was not my forte and gold pens weren't available back in the '60's. Consequently when the other kids saw our 'colours' we came to be known as the 'Yellow Chickens'. We disbanded shortly after.
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Oh dear. Kids today would just be able to download some sort of cool eagle pic. They have no idea how we suffered.
Were there any initiation ceremonies?
*imagines steelworker jumping naked over a bonfire*
oh dear. i guess changing to call yourselves "yellow chickens" wasn't an option then? is that because clucking is not an overly terrifying sound for gangsters to make?
At least it's better than The Drab Sparrows.
Didn't Fatty and Spotty join the Bash Street Kids afterwards?
I love the way you tell a story. Your blog is a really good read. I laughed reading this story and it is usually pretty darn hard to make me laugh.
hilarious!
When I was around that age me and three mates decided we were ninja turtles (I was Donatello) and practised regulary by beating the crap out of each other before going out to save the neighbourhood from evil.
Our plans were thwarted when we couldnt find any evil.
snooze- I think that now, mearly having a logo is very uncool.
Frobe' If we had had one it would probably have been something really disgusting like kissing a girl.
JJ- It was a long time ago, but I think that may have been mentioned at the gang council meeting.
IDV- You may well be right there. Although the story is essentially true. I couldn't remember the names and F & S were the first names that came to mind. It occured to me later that we were too young to have a 'Spotty'.
Xtasy- Welcome. It was fun reading your blog too.
Hayden-As you possess both intelligence and taste, I value your opinion.
Fuckkit- Perhaps you could have started with people who dropped litter and worked up to evil meglamanic scientists.
Btw, I was passing your gaff today. BBC Radio Oxford? How come you get your own BBC station.
We also have our own TV channel, Oxford Six.
Next we'll have our own currency and flag then we'll over throw the government and gain independence from the rest of the UK.
I might have made the second bit up though.
No I don't think you made it up, I think it was on Fox news. Something about the Oxford Popular Front.
Damnit, me and my big mouth. I've gone and made our plans for world domination public.
I won't tell if you let me join up, Fuckkit.
What say you fuckkit? A whorelock in the OPF. Could be an asset.
A "whore"lock?!
How VERY dare you!
I'm a veritable virgin and know not of such things.
Sorry it's the semi dyslexia thing.
Tee hee hee.
Yeah, right... A convenient excuse, if ever I heard one.
Well I was being kind, but if you're going to get sniffy about it, what about your virginity claim? Not what I've heard. The wizards say your never out of the intertimeportal steam rooms.
Oh, that...
Well... ummm...
Ooh, I think there's someone at the door.
Must dash!
On a completely different subject: Can you get into Tina's today? I noticed at P&T's that you got part of her blog yesterday.
I haven't seen anything other than a blank screen for the pasty few days.
I obviously meant "past".
"Pasty" indeed...
Don't mention pasty's this morning.
No, that's all I've been getting at Sniffy's.
I wonder what she's doing?
I know she's alive because she posted at P&T's too. Or was it at Shifty's?
Maybe it's a post op' effect.
What? Free Blog wipe with every mam excavation?
No, I mean she may have become all whoremoanal and wiped it herself.
Bwah hah hah ha!
"Whore""moan"al - fantastic!
26 now. 27 including this one.
Ok Ok I know, I was just being a muppet with the numbers.
I've just heard a 'ping'. Lunch is served.
Well, enjoy.
I guess I'll go and do some decorating.
Or get in the bath and read. Yes, that sounds more likely.
Chicken Jalfrezi, not sure that was a wise choice.
Fnqueen- I don't know what happened to your post. But I'm going to be busy for the next four days. Working on a post that needs a reply from some one so that's on hold.
No doubt at 8 tender years you were a towering paragon of manliness, but rounding out the triumvirate with "Fatty" and "Spotty" would perhaps bode ill for any organization, regardelss of the name or logo. I'm just saying...
Shifty- You had a hen house and a barn. Wow, must have been great as a kid.
Phlegmy- I think you're right I don't think we were ever destined to drive black custom Hummers.
Eons ago, I was responsible for making banners the week my high school football team played the Monarchs. I painted butterflies as their mascot. I swear it never occured to me that they'd be Lions. The Monarchs beat the shit out of us, the Boll Weevils.
You should propose a contest for best design Golden Eagles/Yellow Chickens. I bet there could be hope for this "gang" yet.
Good idea Qchique, I so wanna be in this gang. We could stalk the blogosphere stealing lunch money and striking fear into the heart of *blogspot.com.
*jumps up and down*
Suddenly I feel like I belong.
*sighs*
Yellow eh?
You do know that yellow hankies and the like have a very particular meaning in poof circles?
All the colours of the rainbow have a meaning.
We might do an educational post over at our place tonight.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
you get the best blog of the day award! yellow eagles.....that's good stuff!
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P&T, don't the hankies also have slightly different meanings depending on what pocket they're hanging out of?
All a bit old skool gay for me though :)
“Yellow Chickens” That’s hilarious! Was it a bike gang?
Justsayin- I didn't cotton on to what you were saying then, must be the Boll Weevils.
Qchique- Maybe we could get Damien Hurst to design half of each, separated in two perspex blocks.
Fuckkit- Yes and put their heads down the toilet. I suddenly feel inspired.
P&T- I think gay culture went over our heads in those days, Fatty did have some glitter on his wooden scooter. Makes you think.
Brianne- Thanks, are you interested in the film rights?
Fuckkit- Hankies? Well have to thow that over to the 'Old Poofs'.
Cezi- Nahh, we did have wooden scooters. Not exactly 'Marlon Brando in the 'Wild One'.
I've seen the hankie code legend, and someone has put a lot of thought into that. I always crack up at the rainbow array of hankies available in homey-type craft stores in the USA. I'll bet there's been some odd lurking on that aisle once or twice. Anyway.
the gang - I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna be in your gang, tickersoid. I'll be the official nipster and knee-cap-buster. OK?
PIggy and Tazzy have done the post on the hanky code for those who need or want to know. just click on the link on the right hand side.
Phlegm' could be 'The Texas Chainsaw Knee-capper'.
kick-ass!
wanna join my gang? we call ourselves the Green Vulvas...
Green Vulvas? You should go the doctors with that, mate.
Erm, I managed to 'lose' the hankie code post.
I'll put it back on later tonight.
Anyway, isn't it time for another post, you lazy cunt? All this chit-chat all over the place and neglecting your faithful readers.
'Spheres a bit quite without Tickers init.
JJ- Sounds like environmentalists who get in a 'flap', or what Fuckkit said.
Collector- These days, I'm up at late hours, going to the toilet.
Fuckkit- Yey I'm back!
P&T- New post out now
yellow chickens would be my type of gang in fact...
Fukkit, I too was Donatello, and there was no evil to be found in Snowdonia either. Although we did eat a lot of pizza.
Collector- These days, I'm up at late hours, going to the toilet.
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