Little Pranks.
Here it is. The first car I've had in about 10 years that doesn't look like it was found in a ditch.
I didn't put the flames on they just appeared. Last night actually, as I was going out.
And the genitals? Well they just appeared as a thumb nail when I uploaded the camera into the PC. Along with a shot of Surfer Dude apparently butfucking Evil Chicken.
OK, I know it's funny and only mildly annoying. So I'm getting my revenge by blogging it.
posted by Tickersoid at 11:02 AM
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36 Comments:
yayayayayay i'm....oh...ewwwww... FORESKIN....RUN AWAYYYYYYY
Hang on...i bravely went back for another look. i see no chicken. just rather awful knickers....
Blogger is being a twat and not letting me upload the butfuck pic.
Your Skoda is burning, Tickers.
I thought you only set kitchens on fire?
Did part of evil chicken's fur stick to him or is he just in dire need of a trim???
Really dire need.
I was expecting drag pics. You could have at least had him wearing frilly pants.
* shocked and appalled *
* At the penis and the firey Skoda *
why, why, why?
I did NOT need to see that dear.
The plaid underwear I mean.
I hate plaid.
That's one nasty man minge - he needs a trim.
I agree - a trim is most certainly in order.
We all love it when the ladies have a tidy up down below, but somehow most men seem to think the same rules don't apply to them.
surfer Dude's not doing a very good job is he? Evil Chicken looks bored.
Surfer Dude's knob is located near his belly button?
Where do you shop!?!?!?!?!?!?
Now THAT'S doing it doggie style.
And yes, send that man to the clippers, lest his nether regions continue to resemble Groucho Marx.
just thought i would let u know about tickersoid.
just heard last night that tickersoid had a car accident, his friend got wipe lash, his daughter i'm not sure about what happen to her, but tickersoid was still in hospital last night. i'm off to work now will let u know if theres anymore news later.
To do that to a dog....how sad....
yet......
exciting.
but you didn't hear that from me.
BTW, tick....you better not be hurt.
Or else, I will have no choice but to walk (yeah, I said walk...cuz I mean it dammit) over the oceans and play nurse to your ass.
the last i heard he was scratching about in a ditch looking for his lost glasses and muttering something about wishing his dick was as stiff as his neck.
I hope he wasn't wearing frilly girls knickers at the time of the accident...
Fewclewz- You don't understand. I was in the back seat. Not my Skoda.
Anyway, I'm grateful for your sympathy.
Surfer dude has great forearms, evil chicken look like he needs a bath.
Hope everything is ok after the accident. Take 3 months off work and slap in a compensation claim.
Oh my god. What a sight to see on a Sunday morning. You almost made me choke on my cornflakes.
If you were wearing frilly girls knickers I hope they were clean.
Gave us all a scare there Tickers.
If you were wearing frilly girls knickers I hope they weren't pink. your skin tone would clash.
which is jane-speak for saying i'm very freaking relieved you are okay.
and note: no snide comments about what you were doing in the back seat of a car...
Tickers! Glad you are okay and thank you to Bikergirl for the update. [so, what were you doing in the back seat?]
Frobe- I'm not sure whos fault it is yet. I can't remember anything about the accident.
Turboslut- I know the Skoda isn't everyones cup of tea.
MJ- My mum used to say, 'Always wear a clean pair of frilly knickers everyday, in case of accidents'.....Or was that my dad?
Jungle Jane- Hang about the story going around is that I was having sex in the back of the car whilst wearing frilly knickers. How did that come about?
Snooze- I'm very grateful to biker girl for updating. I don't remember what happened in the back seat. I'm told I was out cold for a couple of minuits.
tickers - get the story right - what I heard was you were having sex with evil chicken in the back seat of the car whilst wearing soiled frilly knickers.
This was a bit of a scare and I'm glad you're on the mend.
Oh, and the first thing I thought when I saw the plaid underwear photo was "that can't be tickers: too hairy." Oh, and those men's boxers gave it away, too, even though that thing does look a bit frilly round the end.
Phlegm- What worries me is that he couldn't have taken that shot himself.
well, damn their eyes, both of them. I'm just relieved I can continue to imagine you as better-groomed than the chicken molester.
If i had genitals like that I would be not be showing it around I would be to ashamed, very small isn't it,
Cock! How quaint.
Anonymous - the 'relaxed' state is no indication of size, as any man will tell you.
Some of us are 'growers' not 'show-ers'
Here, please pass this link along to your friend so that he can address the *ahem* growth issue.
True, i suppose it could quadroople in size but still, I see what you meant by "Little" Pranks!
Great site lots of usefull infomation here.
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