Bert- "Well it was the misses idea, she wanted to try doing to me what I do to her, yu' know, holding onto her hair whilst shagging her doggy style. She bought a strapon. Started off with a small attachment and worked her way up. I kind of like it really. Wouldn't you?"
Fred- "I dunno mate, when women start doing things like that, it's the thin end of the wedge if you ask me."
The above dialogue, is based on a third hand true (allegedly) story I heard from a colleague today.