Portrait of the Blogger as a Young Chimp.
My contribution to 'Half Naked Thursday' I would have been about twenty when this was taken.
posted by Tickersoid at 2:03 PM
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Portrait of the Blogger as a Young Chimp.
My contribution to 'Half Naked Thursday' I would have been about twenty when this was taken.
About Me
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- Name: Tickersoid
- Location: Pontypool, South Wales, United Kingdom
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Contented, unexciteable, happy by nature. Recently described as, "Everyones favourite, amusing, perverted uncle."
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53 Comments:
HOT!!!!!
I'll have to find an old one of me......
Quite a stunner in your youthful days, eh?
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*farts*
How long did it take you to do that?
Andi- My breath is baited.
It took about 10 seconds.
I used 'copy and paste'.
I ejnoyed it though - 10 seconds of sheer bliss :)
Oh I see so you copied and pasted each multiple of *vomits again* good thinking.
Btw there's an HNT at 'Glitter for Brains' You could try it there.
All that's missing is a black bow tie around the neck and a pole....and a little Creedence Clearwater Revival blasting in the background!
Yeh! sort of 'Full Monty' in reverse.
eye candy :-)
I like it!
Now would someone come in here and hose down the place. For some reason there is vomit everywhere
*glares at P&T*
I adore the stud pose. You'll have to recreate the scene and post the update next week.
Sorry it took a while to comment - I kept slipping in P&T's vomit!
What tiny little shorts. Now we know where Kylie got the Hotpant look from!
I agree with snooze. Recreate the photo and post the current pic of you next Thursday.
Kyah- Thanks, They're durty cunts those two.
Snooze- Next week? Blimey, I'd have to stop smoking and spend 3 months at the gym to do that. I am 52 you know.
IDV- Kylie I said, you know what would look really hot.........*Fades*
*Years later, Fades back*
........I'm spinning around, get out of my wayyyyhey.
Feeling a trifle bilious.
Maybe you've been eating a bilious trifle.
You do realise you're definitely our next Photoshop victim?
you need to superimpose a femur bone in your right hand a la 2001: A Space Odyssey. Cute little monkey.
*pours a whiskey and has a piece of Nicorette waiting for P & T*
Brave boy
Half naked Thursday! Great, much better than missing Monday.
What a lean, mean specimen yuo are.
*excuse typos im typing one handed*
Shandi- Oh no, you're all ganging up on me.
P&T- Of course, I can take it like a man.
*thinks, sounds like a gay porn film*
Phlegm- Ug!
S.I.D.- No problem.
Frobe- I genuinly laughed out loud at that. Nice one mate.
*Thinks - 'Mate'. Maybe a poor choice of word*
I do have a recent picture of me splashing around in the sea. Maybe next Thursday.
I do have a recent picture of me splashing around in the sea. Maybe next Thursday.
Tickers I fucking love you little Kylie Minogue shorts. What a shame they didn't come in gold. Were you auditioning for Karate Kid?
I for one will pay large amounts of coin to see you splashing in the sea in winter.
Splashing around in the sea in winter! You've got more chance of seeing me eat my own scrotum.
Funny you should say that!
And your little gold hot-pants keeping the sand out of your twitching buttocks.
The task has begun! Ticker special later tonight!
We'll do a series of them and let the viewers vote for the best, which will then become our mascot for the weekend!
Oh and posted on every pic site we can possibly find.
*naughty laugh*
52 is the new 25! Come on, I bet you're even sexier now...like a fine wine, aged to perfection, huh.
*wink*
Dear. God. No.
*runs off to disinfect laptop*
mmmmm....scrotum....mmmm....
tough crowd you have here Tickers. :-)
anybody going to clean up that vomit?
Hate to mention it, but did it hurt, crapping that ginormous rock?
looks like you are auditioning for planet of the apes.. sorry. lol
P&T- There is a place in hell with your names. Bring it on, satans helpers.
Xtasy- You're obviously the only one here with good taste.
Fuckkit- I'm so sorry, I thought you were away. Didn't expect you to burst in on me.
Jane- Why are you looking at me like that? You're beggining to scare me now. Jane!... listen to me!......Jane!
Kyah- Don't worry, skin like a rhino me. I think the boys ought to clean that lot up.
Funny Thing- No, thirteen years of contemplation in Tibet under Guhru Sarabjit has shown me the way of the mighty poo.
Angels- I didn't get the part, they wanted something more urangatang.
Pass the salt while you're up will you Tickers...
dude - those shorts are SO back in style - put them on and model them again for next week.
Jane- Certainly m'dear.
Phlegm- Well I actually washed them by hand ready but they've been stolen off the wahsing like. My money is on Pixie Sprinkle. I think I saw her at the bottom of the garden.
I should be busy today, last day before work and all. Tonight is Karaoke night. so catch ya later.
Yall take care now.
Tarzan eat your heart out. Very sexy!!!!!
Why thank you m'am.
You sure look happy!
Nice body! Looks yummy :-)
Mone- Made in Germany in fact. I was born in Hanover.
Shifty- It's funny how at that age one doesn't realise what one has got.
I'd love to hang around but it smells like vomit in here.
Some of us read blogs in the office you know. Now my colleagues think I'm some kinda freak.
Does that hairstyle qualify as a 'mullet'?
Tickers that will be my new screensaver!LOL! You're so goodlooking:)
Cezi, I am tempted to do the same thing...but I don't want it to go to his head!
You're brave aren't you Tick. You fucking twat.
But I must also say... thanks. I keep coming back to this picture (as sick as that sounds) and having a little (actually quite big) chuckle.
MJ- Sorry, Piggy and Tazzy, I need say no more.
Jay- Unlike yourself, my whole life has been blighted by a lack of style, even by the standards of the day.
Cezi- Why thank you M'am, Yer quite perdy, y'uself.
Y'all come back now ya'hear.
xtasy- Too late!
My head is now the size of a small planet.
Pissoff- I am, and I am.
Twatishness runs in the Tickersoid family.
Pissoff again- Returning to this or Piggy and Tazzy's blog is natures way of saying, you need therapy.
Are you still smooth all over?
Yes, I'm not a hairy person.
Are those Lee Press-On shorts?
I am going to save this picture and have it printed onto a coffee mug for Mum's Mothers Day present...when hot water is poured into the mug the shorts disappear....
tgf- What? Sadly, I can't remember anyone pressing on them.
Pixie- Such a thoughtfull daughter. Not sure about having my bollocks boiled though.
Still coming back... still making me laugh.
Nice shorts btw.
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