i> Away With The Fairies.: Brown Eyed Girl II

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Brown Eyed Girl II

Continued from previous post.


I was feeling mellow, confident and content. One last look around the club, then I'm focused. I feel like I'm putting Brown Eyed Girl on a pedestal, then looking down on her.
She glances around the place a few times but doesn't notice me. How could she fail to notice me, I'm six foot tall, only fifteen feet away and looking straight at her?
I don't think she's avoiding eye contact, because her gaze, passes quickly over me a couple of times. I need eye contact to know what she's thinking.
If she looks, then doesn't look again, fine.I know where I am.
Maybe it's the drink, but I feel she's going to connect.

There, almost missed it. For the tiniest, briefest moment, her 'room scan' catches me. She knows, I've noticed her, but she couldn't have taken much in.
It's hard to gauge time on these occasions, but it seems like five minutes before she scans again. Again, that brief glance into my eyes. Now she knows I'm watching her, but not how much.
The glances get more frequent and longer each time. It's gonna happen, I can feel it.
Bald Beerbelly man and Youngster haven't noticed yet.
All three of them are still dancing.
Brown Eyed Girl has her head bent down as she watches her own moves.

The last three glances are like a crescendo. Adrenaline wells up and gushes through my body. I'm already grooving to the music, but this rush, gives me more snap.

Finally, she straightens up and looks straight into my eyes. Bingo!
A short pause then she starts to dance.
Dance with me.
We're fifteen feet apart and we're dancing together!

Now, maybe my mind is over theatrical, but it seems like slow motion, The crowd fades back and we're both bathed in spot lights.
Barry Whites voice resonates, "My first, my last, my everythang."

This is potentially a seminal moment. A great moment.
Perhaps in three months, we'll be doing the 'From Here to Eternity' kiss on some sun drenched foreign beach or, drinking wine together, watching the sunset, on a terrace in Provence. If we stayed together for ever more, few, if any moments would top this, but right here, right now, this is exciting and sexy and I want it to last for ever.

I detect, in the left hand corner of my peripheral vision, what appears to be, two men, dancing the tango. Leading arms outstretched, they stride purposefully between BEG and me, heading for the door.
This vision is so bizarre, It seems like 'The Walrus of Lurrve' is abruptly stopped, by an 'Ally McBeal' type, needle on vinyl scratching sound.

It's Trevor and Rhino Bouncer!

I break our gaze and ask, "What's going on?"

Rhino man pauses and glances back at me.

"I'm throwing him out, that's what"

"Why?"

"He was asleep, on the bar...... dribbling."

It seemed like a fair cop to me.
I turned back to beautiful, sexy Brown Eyed Girl. She's watching. I shrug at her and follow Trevor Truelove onto the street.

In the balmy Summer night air, Trevor spins and slumps onto a bus stop seat.

"Where were you Tick? We could have 'taken' them!"

I doubt if he could have 'taken' an asprin that night.

You've got to make sure your mate gets home alright.

Well haven't you?

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Edit-

Everythings gone tits up again. Thought I'd do the laundry this morning. I'd been having a bit of trouble with my washing machine. Fluffy's boy friend had had a fiddle with it and it seemed to be OK. Just put my whites on, when I realised I'd forgotten to replace the back. Didn't think it mattered. Unfortunately, the drum pully chewed through the flexable blue pipe causing water to squirt into the machine, shorting it out. Bollocks.
Having Isolated the machine I went back upstairs for a quick blog, when the power for the whole house went off.
As I came down the stairs I could smell smoke. The lounge was thick with it and dancey flamey light was comming from the Kitchen.
It seems I'd put a laundry basket on the electric hob, (which was stone cold) and must have turned one of the knobs a fraction by mistake.

Now I have scorched and melted hob extractor and one wall full of kitchen units. The flooring has had it as well. Need a lot of decorations, and can't get the electricity back on. Can't even make a cup of tea.

Double Bollocks!

38 Comments:

Blogger Andrea said...

And you never saw her again but remembered? * sob*
Tick that's too sad for words!

And I meant to ask - have you got something against size 16's? A girl could get offended you know! *g*

10:24 PM  
Blogger Frobisher said...

No, you should have made him comfy in a nearby skip and returned to your destiny.

You will now be haunted by doubt for what might have been . . .

10:29 PM  
Blogger phlegmfatale said...

---and the crowd goes:
flaccid. Awwwwww.

11:40 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Lippy- No, I've dated size 16s. Not sad, just lifes rich tapestry.

Frobe- I couldn't let a friend down. I don't think about what might have been. Life has too many great pathes to tred.

Phlegm- Other days yeilded more.

I don't know what's happend to this post. Every one seems to have read it and commented, but it hasn't appeared on my blog yet. Strange.

12:01 AM  
Blogger Snooze said...

That was the right thing to do. Your karma bank must have been full after that.

3:54 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

Still no IDV?

*gloats*

7:36 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Snooze- Definalely the right thing to do. No contest really.
I was once approached by a girl, who I had no carnal knowlege of, but thought was the sexyist girl on the planet, for a menage a trois. I turned it down, because a close lady friend had asked me earlier in the evening to look after her. She anticipated getting 'shit faced' and knew she could rely on me.

Fuckkit You don't suppose he has a life do you?

8:28 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

Life? What is this "life" of which you speak?

8:59 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

*sits Fuckkit down and talks in patronising voice*

You see that window beside you. Well the glass is not a computer screen. Look out and you'll find people, without computers , going about a thing called life.

Blimey, don't they all look miserable?

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's very admirable of you to sacrifice your own interests for the interests of your friends, but can't that be a two-way thing? Can't they sometimes be expected to show some understanding about what you want?

10:57 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

It's all me me me me me. Which reminds me. I must put a link in to Jay's place and visit it more often.

Of course you're right. It's all about history I suppose, and the quality of that history. I'd only just met the girl and we hadn't even spoken. On the other hand, Trev' was paying half of the not inconsiderable taxi fare home. I knew there would be other nights, other women.

11:05 AM  
Blogger DogMa said...

Cock Blocked...sorry to hear it.

Your a true blue friend Tickers!

11:08 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

I have to say Trev' has been very good to me on many occasions. #
I'm sure some friend of mine is going to read this and remind me of a time I wasn't to faithful, ( or down right shitty ) but we don't remember those times do we.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

*looks out of window*

Hmmm. Blackbird Leys*. Yeah, give me my computer any day.


* One of Oxford's "rough" estates. Although Oxford wouldn't know the true meaning of rough if it mugged it.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Ah, supervisor left the room at last. I was wondering where you'd got to.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I dunno, fuckkit. I remember going iceskating in Oxford, and there were a couple of really horny skinheads on the ice. Moments before I flashed an award-winning smile at the more appealing of the two, I spotted a white fist badge on his arm. Just in time. That counts as pretty rough to me. Mind you - ice-skating white supremacists? Does make you wonder.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, tick, is the sudden desire to link to Jay's place anything to do with the rather tasty picture he's posted of himself today? Are you having one of your 1% moments? :)

1:22 PM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

Ahh, the ice rink. Chav central yet interestingly the field just behind it is where Oxford Pride (soon to be in its 4th year but I still wouldnt bother if I were you) is held.

And the club next to it holds gay night on a Friday, one of Oxford's longest running queer events.

Hmmm, now I'm wondering...

2:40 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Qenny- Jay does look very fit. Except for his face, which seems to have melted.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Divian said...

Hope you get that all worked out soon....I can't deal with the thought of not having you around for too long!

4:13 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Xtasy- Sweet of you to say. I'm working 12 hour shifts for the next four days so I wouldn't hold your breath.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit - what a horrible series of calamities! I hope it all at least doesn't get any worse between now and whenever you can get time to sort it out.

*pauses to send out some good vibes*

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww Tickers.

That's all I can say. You're a good mate.

Hope BEG reappears ;-)

5:09 PM  
Blogger Kyahgirl said...

what a great story...you're so wise. A quick shag is not worth the price of a friend!!

so sorry to hear of your continued technical difficulties with all things mechanical and electrical!

I left instructions for the heart at shift's place but in case you don't see:

& hearts ;

with no spaces.
you try... go on.

5:15 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Yey I'm back!

Electrician just left. Got some of the circuits on, so I can shower, make a cup of tea and blog.
Got the day off work to sort it all out tomorrow.

On the subject of the slowness of the Skoda. I took it to a garage this morning and explained I was only getting 85mph and 38mpg. The mechanic said, "Really, you must have a good one." On the up side, he did say they're very reliable.

Qenny- Your good vibes must be working.

Muck- I thought you were knee deep in disertations. Nice of you to drop by. It was four years ago, I doubt I'd recognise her now.

Kyah- Thanks for your appreciation, empathy and advice. ♥

7:07 PM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Heavens to Betsy! It's all happened in 24 hours! Where have I been? What have I been doing? I'm quite sure it's not one of these life things that seems to be popular these days...

I hope your kitchen is off the life support soon. Glad your Blogging ability hasn't been too compromised - a fantastically composed entry, as always! You have some VERY lucky friends.

As to the Skoda: Is it a Favorit/Felicia? (please not a Felicia - sounds so porno...)

Fuckkit: What's with these early mornings? Have you realised that the first 7:30 of the day is really rather good?

7:46 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Welcome back IDV.

I'm going to have to rely on my friends again in the next few days especially Surfer Dude.

The Skoda is a Felicia, and you're right, hadn't noticed that before.

8:18 PM  
Blogger Z said...

That's so sad. So close, but yet so far.

I sympathise with you not having any electricity. We suffer alot from that where I live. I'm used to sitting in the dark by candlelight. It's funny how you can do without most things, but never a cup of tea.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

IDV, its that "work" thing I used to have to do but dont anymore ;)

9:51 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Turbo- Maybe all those police and army activities in your village interrupt the supply.

Bleugh! My coffee tastes of burnt plastic.

10:18 PM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

*hands Tickers machine coffee..."

10:56 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

You're alright Fuckkit, I'll stick with mine, possibly literally.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Snooze said...

Sheesh! A nice tale of you earning good karmic points followed by some sort of update of a plague/pox on your household. What nastiness have you been up to recently that brought the wrath of the gods down on you? I do hope it's all sorted very soon.

12:38 AM  
Blogger phlegmfatale said...

wow, what a shit run of luck! Sorry to hear about all of that. Maybe you could rig up a teapot thingie under the hood of your 3 wheeled car?

2:31 AM  
Blogger Divian said...

Breath released....I just love having you around!

6:36 AM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Don't. Drink. Fuckkit's. Coffee.

Unless you have a cast iron constitution!

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Skoda is a Felicia Fun ... which, now that it's been mentioned, sounds even more porno. Still, it's the gayest car on the planet, so I love it.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Snooze- maybe it's payback for the victims buried under my patio.

Phlegm- Yeh, and a feezer.

xtasy- The feeling is mutual. I love seeing life from your perspective.

IDV- I would rather drink ardvark piss out of a bleach bottle, than fuckkits machine coffee.

10:12 AM  

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