Blog Addiction
At work today, whilst stopping for a ciggie with my learned friend 'Voice of Reason'. I had the following conversation.
Me- "I noticed on a blog yesterday that......"
Voice- "Stop blogging."
Me- "I noticed on a...."
Voice- "Stop blogging. It's ruining your life. You have a problem."
Me- "You could have a point there, my house isn't getting cleaned, I'm not opening my mail, the poodles aren't walked and the dishes are piling up."
Voice- "You've got to understand the internet is primarily for porn not blogging"
Me- "Funny you should say that, since I've started blogging, I've virtually stopped looking at porn."
Voice- "Jeez! Your problem is more serious than I thought"
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I've noticed hair hanging out of my Skoda's exhaust. When pulled, it's like Fluffy's long hairs in my bath plug hole, just kept on comming.
I don't know much about modern cars. Am I supposed to trim it, like nostril hair?
Me- "I noticed on a blog yesterday that......"
Voice- "Stop blogging."
Me- "I noticed on a...."
Voice- "Stop blogging. It's ruining your life. You have a problem."
Me- "You could have a point there, my house isn't getting cleaned, I'm not opening my mail, the poodles aren't walked and the dishes are piling up."
Voice- "You've got to understand the internet is primarily for porn not blogging"
Me- "Funny you should say that, since I've started blogging, I've virtually stopped looking at porn."
Voice- "Jeez! Your problem is more serious than I thought"
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I've noticed hair hanging out of my Skoda's exhaust. When pulled, it's like Fluffy's long hairs in my bath plug hole, just kept on comming.
I don't know much about modern cars. Am I supposed to trim it, like nostril hair?
posted by Tickersoid at 7:18 PM
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30 Comments:
Hi again Tickers-you and me both-we've got the blogging disease! I wonder how to balance it out.
Oh well, If the Skoda's still running, don't mess with it!!!
keep pulling - maybe it's linked to the keys and odd socks of the world that inexplicably go missing.
Skoda = "modern car"? hahahahahahahaha.
Kyah- I know, I'm actually short of sleep from it. Today I fell asleep during a meeting. Woke up with everyone staring at me.
Phlegm- You could have a point there. The mysterys of antiquity could all come out of my exhaust.
Okay i have recovered now. Tickers, you should wax the exhaust...
Have you put Fluffy up your exhaust pipe?
Skoda's are not a modern car, where have you been?
Jane- Good Idea, I'll give it a 'Brazillian'.
Angels- Fluffy is OK. Any car which doesn't have separate head lights and a running board is a modern car.
You also combine blogging and looking at porn every time you visit my site...
Hair? sure there isn't a body in there somewhere? check the trunk -
At least you were at work. I feigned an urgent pick up and took off for the morning dealing with the banks.
Hairy pipes... dangerous.
I also have sold my soul to blogging.
Hair? Car? I'm confused, as always.
I fell asleep 3 times at work today.
Q: What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A: A skip.
Running a bottle of Nair through the tank every 10,000 km, will remove unsightly exhaust hair.
oh, and what is so wrong with blog addiction? It's not a passive diversion like television, and it's got to be healthier than risking carpal tunnel syndrome from porn-induced excessive masturbation. (Not to say, of course, that blogging doesn't induce masturbation. I know we're a sexy lot.) And how else would you get to interact with us wild, sexy people from the world over?
I'm sure we've all weakened our wrists a little since that pic of Tick in short shorts.
This is probably an indelicate question to a gentleman over 30, but however long is it taking you to blog for heaven's sake?????
Pixie- You save my sanity.
Hayden- I can't even open the boot. Bloody Skoda!
Pissoff- 'feigned an urgent pick up'
Do you mean, you pretended you were desparate for sex? Your boss is OK with that? Do you still get paid?
Xtasy- You're another victim, lured by the heady vapours of cyberspace.
The hairs are mineral fibre. I think it means my 'back box' is disintegrating.
Piggy thinks my 'back box' has been disintegrating for some time.
MJ-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Weekend wrists? No wonder you keep falling asleep at work.
TGF- At last, some intelligent practical advice. I'll try it.
Phlegm- We bloggers are a sexy lot, although I've found, I tend to go a bit limp at Piggy and Tazzy's place.
Lippy- Can I help it if I'm a slow reader? I always came last in English.
I know I have a problem with it. I have a number of fears with regards to going to Oz.
Spiders.
Psychopaths.
No regular access to a Body Pump class.
No regular internet access thus not enough blogging.
I'm scared. Tickers. So very scared.
*curls up in corner and cries*
*recovers*
*goes to find cake*
Fuckkit - leave me a post restante and I will send red cross parcels of cake.
I'm particularly good ( if I say so myself) at chocolate brownies and lemon drizzle oh and banana loaf..at least that way you have a fighting chance of avoiding the lamingtons!
Fuckkit-
Check under the bog seat.
Back out of the out back.
Get a base to work from.
They have cake in Austraila.
You'll be fine.
BTW I think there's going to be cake at xtasy's place soon.
Lippy- what's lamington?
Blog addiction?? Who's addicted? Not me! Not me ....
;)
Lamington =Australian cake, vanilla sponge square (small) with jam in middle, covered in chocolate icing and then rolled in desicated coconut.
Lamingtons are also wrapped not tightly enough in gladwrap and sold in slabs of six by little old ladies at street stalls who can't remember if you gave them a fiver or a tenner.
Daldianus- And now you've directed me to Fire Fox, its much safer.
Lippy- Sounds good to me.
Spike- You've met my mother then?
I've had similar conversations with friends. I completely stopped watching television (which also now includes porn). In fact, I've been MIA for most of the week due to finally getting some internet porn. It's a balance I think. Look at least one sexual act between blogs, you'll be okay.
I've had similar conversations with friends. I completely stopped watching television (which also now includes porn). In fact, I've been MIA for most of the week due to finally getting some internet porn. It's a balance I think. Look at least one sexual act between blogs, you'll be okay.
I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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