The Awaited 'Splashing About' Photograph.
The moment of my arrest by a special armed unit of the Fashion Police.They'd received a tip off from a hobo, traumatised by my appalling dress sense, whilst I was holidaying in Cornwall.
posted by Tickersoid at 7:03 AM
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35 Comments:
Potentially first! Yay!
That's a scary outfit Tick...but you were on holiday so what the heck.
I'm sloppy seconds.
Tick says, "Look at me! I'm wearing Capris!"
Yay, third! Gee, what big hands you have, tick.
blimey, you have large pockets...
Lippy- No wonder I was arrsted.
Phlegm- I'm one third mole, on my mothers side.
Jane- Neccessary for large hands.
Angels- They had to be sacrificed to enlarge my hands.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone doing jazz hands on the beach.
Sorry can't bail you out!!
Gah! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
* stumbles away clawing eyes from their sockets *
Was it at least pitch black in the room as you were dressing? You could use that as your defense.
Qenny- I was trying to apease my captors by singing, "Good evening frieeeeeeeeeeeeends."
Mone- Welcome to Tickerland. I'm OK, just got an Anti-Social Behaviour Order. If I'm seen wearing it again, I can be imprisoned without trial.
IDV- Damn! another victim.
Maidink- Welcome also. Alas no, I was in a bit of a hurry though. My defence lawyer just kept shaking his head at me.
I think what you're wearing looks fine. Hell, I've walked in surf in my cowboy boots, so I maybe have some skewed ideer of what is acceptable beach attire, at least when it's cold. You're adorable.
Next time, rather than give yourself a wedgie why not roll up your trousers, from the bottom. Honestly Tickers, do we have to do everything around here?
Oh, whereabouts in Cornwall? Happy holiday memories etc.
Phlegm- You've given me an Idea. Tickersoid in cowboy boots for next Thursday. You're also adorable, any gal that knows how to change a car fuel pump has my vote.
Arabella- You can see the tuck of jeans just below my crotch.
The coastal resorts around Torquay. Also The Eden Project and the Lost Gardens.
Bamboo now grows all over Southern Britain
You think that's bad. I used to wear the most appalling outfits. Hot pants and bra tops are not a good look. Don't get me started on the shell suits and cycling shorts. Being a teenager in the 90's was bad.
turbo- You see thats how bad I am. I can't see what's wrong with those choices.
that poor hobo...
how do you get your jeans to do that thing around your crotch? you know that most of us just roll up the hems to keep them dry...
I so wish that pic was better quality.
Damn.
Not even evil geniuses such as us can do anything with it.
Shall I try?
I was under the assumption that this recreation of your former photo would include a little skin. Screw the fact that your jeans are pulled up around your crotch... why are you wearing a shirt?
And... zoom in next time. Can't see ya.
Karen- That's not going to do you a lot of good scuba diving off Rose Island.
Welcome to the Tickosphere.
P&T- You'll get your chance next Thursday with the cowboy boots picture.
S.I.D.- See now P&T that's the spirit.
Shandi- If I were to show skin now, you'd vomit.
I should have had some flesh shots taken on that holiday as I'd been working out. It was spring time and not too warm.
However, in view of your comment on my previous post, I've put in a link, I was directed to, by MJ.
Did you spill coffee down your front??
what a bunch of whingers!! you look great Tickers.
um, what are you doing in this photo anyway? :-)
I thought you were getting ready to praise Jesus and baptize people. You're just on holiday?
Pixie- Yes, I'd been reading your blog.
Kyah- Why thank you. The real reason for the jazz hands was vivacity.
Snooze- I was supposed to be on a dirty extended weekend. The schedule was so demanding we just 'felloloped' into bed at night.
tickersoid - awwww, I think you're just buttering me up so I'll overhaul your transmission next time I'm in England.
turboslut - I think it depends on what's going into those hot pants and bra top. One of my cousins said he ran into another elderly plump female relative at an Arizona casino in hot pink hotpants and halter. He said he wanted to bleach his eyeballs. She was walking around with her pearly fake fingernails, coctail and cigarette, brunette roots sprouting fried bleached hair. Now, you on the other hand, probably were on fire in that outfit, even if you do look back in chagrin these days. I say, forgive yourself. Besides that, no one cares what a pretty girl is wearing, so you get an extra bit of wiggle room there.
Your such a peach!
Glad to see you had the sense to roll up your britches at least.
Glad to see you had the sense to keep your britches on.
Phlegm- Not at all.....How are you at engine rebuilds?
100darkangels- We already have a 'Sausage Fingers' on our shift. So no, I'm known as Tickers. Anyway, my hands are in perfect proportion to my body.
Dogma- ....and you're the cream. Nothing worse than a soggy hem.
Looks like a cry for help.
Was that some kind of distress signal? :)
Once the water starts lapping around my ankles, I panic.
Thanks for the link Tickers. I've never seen a book more filled with usefull information. I also followed your work safe link back to yet another helpful site. Who better to educate women on anal sex but gay men. I just may buy the DVD. What better way to casually bring up the subject?
Honestly, I can't lift the things, so I send out for my engine rebuilds. Otherwise, I'm as handy as a handle on a pig.
Phlegm- Congratulations on being the first to notice the link. Adventure, education and an equiring mind are never a bad thing.
Phlegm- You could lift my block with one hand. 850cc all aluminium.
I like 'as handy as a handle on a pig'.
Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!
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