Guild Wars - The Internet is for Porn
Many a true word spoken in jest.
Many a true word spoken in jest.
posted by Tickersoid at 9:56 AM
Sunday, June 11, 2006
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- Name: Tickersoid
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Contented, unexciteable, happy by nature. Recently described as, "Everyones favourite, amusing, perverted uncle."
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22 Comments:
i know not of this porn thing. i know nothing of this internet thing either. i only know about kittens. and knitting. and beer.
Why do I feel guilty now?
(Maybe once or twice...BUT THATS IT!)
I could never get into it actually....but give me the real thing any day!
The most porn I've seen is on this site. Seriously, I'm shocked and appalled.
Grab your dick
And double click
Fewclewz- www.pinkworld.com/ So I'm told. I wouldn't know myself.
Jungle Jane- Yeh right!!!
Dogma- We've seen you blog, we know the truth.
Xtasy- Watching other people having sex is a bit weird and comical, but looking at hot bodies. I think we all like that.
Pissoff- Sorry, I appologise to you and the donkey.
MJ- Isn't that a great line and sung with those pelvic thrusts, Priceless.
Porn drives technology. Web cams, the Internet, VCRs, BBS sites - all got huge because of porn. Thank god for porn. I wouldn't have learned how to MSN chat if it wasn't for the thrill of smut talking with strangers.
Oooh! Holla at snooze! do you smut talk well?!
Mmmmmmm... Big guy with the blue horn...
* click click *
Huh? Oh... I had... uh... an itch. Yeah. An itch...
Snooze- I've not smut talked to strangers by IM. Am I missing out?
~d- Yes holla at Snooze. I'm agog.
IDV- Don't worry, your in a warm safe place here.
Tickers and ~d: I've dirty talked online, but I don't think I'm that good at it. I've also had a guy give me a show via webcam, but I haven't tried that yet
Why don't you practice talking smutty with us before you do it elsewhere? Like you said, it's a safe, warm place here. We'll sit back and critique.
Fewclewz- I'm sorry to have bluntly brought you to a place of devilment and liscentiousness.
Snooze- There you go again. There is clearly a whole world out there passing me by. Well done you. And I'm dying to know what Mr Webcam did.
MJ- 'Crusty knickers!' there, I've done it. Wasn't that hard. Well, the knickers were but saying it wasn't.
Needs some work.
Dirty talk in here? Fantastic, i'll remove my clothes in the meantime.
Snooze...off you go. arouse me. no pressure or anything though...
Mummy's got a pimple on her arse!
Mummy's got a pimple on her arse!
MJ- Do I need to work on the 'crusty' or 'knickers'?
Jungle Jane- Girl on girl smutty talk? Can't wait.
Pixie- You should be more respectful of your mother, oh look so she has.
Words like 'crusty' have no place in smutty talk unless you're even more of a perv than we imagined. If so, we don't want to know.
And we're still waiting for pics of you in your knickers.
Tickersoid I had no idea this was a place of devilment and licentiousness...great! I shall call it HOME!!! ;P
Tickers: Mr.Webcam just jerked off for me on camera. Quite fun to watch. No clean-up for me after.
Jane: I'm afraid that I was quite useless at the chat, and even more useless during phone sex, but at least I was a willing participant
What a legend!
MJ- I was just using a bag I borrowed from Fewclewz if it doesn't work I can blame it on him.
Cezi- It's so good to see you back. What impressess me most, you recognise the quality of 'Xtasy' that tells me what a quality chick you are.
Snooze- to some that may seem seedy, but to me it's kinda cool.
Ickle-bro- you could live a life of huge status off the back of your estimeed sister, but instead you're a legend in your self.
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