Oh, For Fucks Sake!

Long story short.

• Tickers buys MP3.
• MP3 doesn’t work.
• Tickers calls manufacturer, who after going through the, 'what has the stupid customer done wrong now procedure' advises me to put it in the box with out accessories and stick the receipt to the outside and wait for their courier. I’m told not to post it, they have to use their courier.
• Wait in all day courier doesn’t come.
• Phone manufacturer arrange new day.
• Courier collects MP3.
• Receive letter from repairer requiring proof of purchase.
• Phone repairer, tell them receipt stuck to outside of box as requested.
  

Tickersoid, “But I did exactly what you insisted I do. I’d have sent it by post with the receipt inside the box.”

Help desk. “I’m sorry sir, but you shouldn’t have sent the actual receipt just a copy. The receipt must have been lost in despatch.”

Tickersoid, “But you insisted on this courier not me.”

Help desk, “I’m sorry sir there’s nothing we can do unless we have a receipt.

• I ask them not to return the player for two weeks whilst I organise a replacement receipt.
• Tickers obtains receipt. Photocopies it and sends to repairer within 4 days.
• Two days later, courier arrives with boxed MP3.
• Inside is a note saying they’ve returned it unmended because they didn’t receive proof of purchase.
  

But what makes me beside myself with annoyance, it that the box, has my original fucking receipt, still stuck to the outside, just how I sent it.

Stoopid

fucking

retards!