Neighbours Key
My neighbour calls me on my house phone.
Neighbour- “You’ve left your mobile phone in my house. You’ve got a key so you can let yourself in to get it.”
Tickersoid- “Er..actually….I think I recycled your key.”
Neighbour- “What do you mean recycled?”
Tickersoid- “Well you know how my key hook is above my recycle bin….”
Neighbour- “You’re crap!”
Tickersoid- “Yeah, I know.”
posted by Tickersoid at 12:42 AM
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26 Comments:
hahaha, that's too funny.
the spare key to my car, my apartment, and my parent's house is in my mailbox.
so, did you get your mobile phone back? i once left mine at the liqour store.
What else did you leave at your neighbour's? Perhaps your undies?
Pink Drama- I'm now going to steal your car and use it to rob you and your parents houses. Yes I have it back now.
Snooze- DONT start that rumour in the village.
Oh let her start any rumour she likes - they are good fun!
You're crap for recycling something and saving the planet just a little bit? No way! Shame on your neighbour for not looking at the big picture.
Lippy- NOOOOO!.......just NO!
Qenny- Your right, if everyone recycled all their spare and redundant keys it would reduce the global copper mining requirement by 3%......
OK, I just made that up.
I hope it wasn't the frilly knickers you left at the neighbours.
People will talk.
Hang on...where did all this talk of knickers come from. I didn't mention knickers. This is a knicker free post or at least it was until you lot started. It was a mobile phone....that's all. Just a phone.......Jeeeeeez!
Reputation now in tatters.
I'll bet those knickers of yours are in tatters too.
Did she return the favour and recycle your phone??
if we all lived in yurts this kind of thing wouldn't happen so often, you know.
What's the punchline???
At least you didn't lose the handcuff keys. Now that would be a juicy rumor.
So how many times have you let yerself into their hoose and sniffed at their dirty gunties, er sorry knickers?
MJ- No knickers were harmed in the making of this post.
jungle jane- There may have been some 'set to vibrate and put down underwear' thing going on whilst I was trying to ring it, otherwise it reamains in tact.
first nations- Yurts? That's either a small round wooden hut or a place just outside Aberystwyth.
Frobisher- You're supposed to imagine the punchline.
tgf- Well there was this one time....
old knudson- Let me make this very clear. I never ever, ever, ever, sniff other peoples soiled underwear......
without their permission.
What is all this talk of sniffing people's underwear? I will never understand the fasination.
Now, wearing it on the other hand .....
One mans meat.....
I've had problems getting through to your blog recently.
It tailed off a bit - did you think of just breaking in? Works for me...
I am a deleter. I delete like there is no tomorrow!
DO not ask me if I have anything. Because I don't.
(smile)
Next time tell em you dropped it down your pants and you can't seem to dig it out.
Wait a minute....that would be my fantasy...
~d- Delete awway...
awaiting- *Tisk* I'd have to waste time rummaging around in your underkeckers.
Wait a minute....that's a good thing.
awaiting doesn't wear underwear.
nor do i pinky...commando is king
As we used to say in the '60's let it all hang out.
cute underwear makes me feel better about myself. like it's a secret that nobody but me knows. it's like i'm saying to the world "hahaha, y'all. you can't tell but i'm totally rocking a cute bra and panty set."
then again, i'm from the bible belt. it's different here.
LMAO. Good anecdote.
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