Just a Bad Dream.
Ignoring her pleas, I chant.
"It puts the lotion on it's skin,
Or else it gets the hose........."
I awake feeling disturbed and emotionally uncomfortable. Relief dawns on me as I realise, it's just a nightmare and I won't have the almost impossible task of making 'again' rhyme with 'skin'.
My apologies to readers from the more southerly parts of the USA, for whom such a rhyme poses no problem.
My favourite quote of the week comes from the Australian contestant in the World Transsexual Pageant held in Bangkok, as she complains about the prejudice she experiences.
"Just because I have a penis, it doesn't mean I'm any less of a woman."
Well actually luv......it kinda does.
I know I'm a bit dyslexic but it's obvious there are six vowels in the English alphabet.
A E I O U Y
So why does everyone else think there are only five?