Cam Shafts and Hot Rods.
Although my ‘hot hatch’ has electronically controlled fuel injection, it doesn’t have rev’ limiting. Consequently, when I’m excitedly enjoying myself 'giving it some',
I have to be careful I’m not in the red.
If so, there’s a strong danger of shattering a ring.
It’s a bit like anal sex really.
posted by Tickersoid at 10:18 AM
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16 Comments:
omg I'll never look at driving (or anal sex) the same way again.
How do you know?
We're both going through an autoeroticism phase lately, aren't we?
Snooze- Sometimes adjustments have to be made.
Frobisher- Because I've been stalking you.
MJ- It's just that my car is so sexy.
now that you mention it, yes.
that's why i have an 'automatic'.
make of that what you will.
That dash looks VW-group-ish. What is it? But without a rev limiter?! Was that nature's design or have you tampered? And it's an auto - are you sure it's fast? Unless it's a monster, but then.. VW? V6? I know it's petrol, at least. Cars, mmmmm.
First Nations- Hmmm....
Loz- It's this.
I'm not entirely cewrtain that you can actually shatter an anal ring. I mean they are amazingly "accommodating" but then again I suppose that like engines, lubrication is the key!
BTW loz, your WV is being a c*nt. I can't comment because the smug bastard denies I've got the letters right.
Argh! What! Refresh with F5. What's the word?
Few'- I'm not sure, I reckon if it's turned your todger red it's probably a good time to stop.
Loz- I think 'grease is the word'. Unless you're thinking of 'bugger' or 'Sodomise'.
Reckon that if it's already turned yer todger red, you've been doing it too long and you should wait for the effects of the Viagra to wear off!
oooh, does it glow in the dark too?
I really wasn't! But if I were to, I suppose that grease would be useful.
You fooled me with stock photography!
Okay.
Can't say I have tried anal.
But then again, I often suffer from amnesia.
Don't tell anyone.
Frobes - he's don't it once, apparently!
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