Tickers Bad Boy Racer.
Yo' wazzup dudes! Check out my naughty, bottomed, mummy, shagging wheels!
I was looking for an old banger to replace the existing automotive disaster, when I spotted this parked in a local street. Couldn't resist this classic 1980's icon. Slapped 600 notes in the owners hand and drove off.
I've taken to wearing a baseball cap on backwards with dark glasses and I now talk in 'Wigger'.
To finish the image, I play my sterio too loudly with plenty of bass.
Oh yes! Terry Wogan rocks!
If only I could get the brakes to work and turn off the wipers.
posted by Tickersoid at 10:26 AM
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Your right, a classic car - and very safe too, much high safety spec than the more current Golfs.
Be careful tho' still a joyriders favourite!
Very true Frobi' It's fitted with a cat 2 imobaliser and a 'Bloop-bloop' alarm.
With after market wider, lowprofile tyres and no power steering, I get a bicep and tricep workout whilst driving.
Chick magnet.
So far it seems only to be a sheep magnet. Them's ma bitches.
Now that is one pimpin' ride!
Tickers idea of a hot ride would be one of those sheep plugged into the mains!
Still, your Golf is mildly better than that shite old Nexia...
So funny because I can so see you in a backwards baseball cap with your basketball jersey on!! :)
I think you should take pics and post em!
Jimbo- Obviously a man of taste.
Fewclewz- Pontyhotpant is mean white trash zone. Seriously, remember the pontyhotpant front row from the 70's.
Not a golf, a golf GTi. Big difference.
IDV- I have to admit this time you're right.......... About the nexia not the sheep.
Fewclewz- You forget bro' that petrol here costs an arm and a leg plus the virginity of your first born daughter per litre, unlike Oz where they almost give it away.
Awaiting- I forgot the basketball jersy and having my trouser waistband below my hips.
HUNKY TICK! I'm back! You can take Runemeister off your list and add me!
The Fifth Floor- Fifth floor, in the words of Pink, "Im' comming up."
I like your car, by the way - very cool. Brakes are necessary, though, don't ya think ...
Thanks, not bad for an old banger, on a par on speed with Surfer Dudes Saxo VTR
I've figured out how to turn the wipers off and the brakes are going to be sorted on Friday.
Most blokes around here don't wear satin boxers! .....As far as I know.
I'd feel very uncomfortable walking around with my trousers falling down.
i'd feel pretty uncomfortable with that too, tick.
stylin ride. almost has the cool factor The Leaker does but probably not the diverse funguoid population.
Is that a Series 1 Golf? Or is it Series 2, early version. I had a 1977 Series 1 for a while - it leaked petrol into the engine case, which heated up making a nice highly explosive vapour!
First Nations- I googled The Leaker but didn't come up with anything meaningful.
Mutleythedog- MkII GTi 8valve.0-60 in 8.6. 123mph top.
Does it have a roomy backseat?
I injured my back just before buying it so haven't ventured back seats.
It just occured to me. I'm 53yo and never made out in a car. Probably never will.
I almost did. Getting it on in the back of a Ford Escourt on the way back from a night out. Got kicked out at my house before achieving my goal.
I'll have you know my Placky Pig was capable of doing a ton given a long enough straight.
Kind of made your knuckles white though.
Few'- On the other hand it is environmentally friendly.
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