What Does It All Mean?
I’ve had that re-occurring dream again. The one where Count Down’s, aging, geek, glamour girl, Carol Vorderman, ties up Weakest Link’s domineering presenter, Anne Robinson, throws her into a bath tub and starts pouring in buckets of fish entrails to drown her.
This is not to be confused with my similar daytime fantasy, which features more Johnson’s Baby Oil and less marine products.
I’m not sure of the significance, but I somehow think Anne Robinson represents my ex-wife.
posted by Tickersoid at 1:00 PM
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17 Comments:
So who is Carole Voderman representing???? - some unkown brain box who is going to smack down the ex for you...intriguing!
There's an obvious Fruedian explanation for the bucket of fish guts - obvious inner turmoil about your sexuality. I love Frued it all comes down to sex.
Fewclewz- Sometimes, I think you're turning into a grumpy old man.
Lippy- Who knows? Anne has much in common with ex. Except for the rudeness. Mrs Robinson is nothing like as rude as my ex. Seriously.
Frobisher- Do you think? Is it time for another sexuality audit? Maybe there is a reason behind my skydiving, ladyboy, midget, amputee, bondage porn collection.
I agree with frobisher....frued is in play here.
*cries* dream of me dear tick. that should make for fun mud wrestling.
Mud wrestling!
I've already had my imagination run riot tonight, thinking of you and CP with the Johnsons Baby Oil.
Dirty man, you!
Such fun, though!
I have had one too many cocktails tonight.
I have just discovered tequila and ginger ale! YUM!
That sounds strange, I'll have to try it.
I prefer a PVC cocktail myself. Philisan, Viagra and Cognac
Something to fortify the over forties, something to make your pecker perky and a fancy liquer. Goes down very well at the local fetish club I'm told.
Which local fetish club is that, Tickers?
First rule of Fetish Club is, no one calls it Fetish Club.
You need a special knock to get in.......So I'm told.
Or special knockers.
I'd sooooooooo love to wring Carol Voderman's neck for her.
She HAS to be the most irritating cunt on telly at the moment.
Being a clever oldie, Carol will agree with this equation
Girls = Evil
Now their getting in your head. Run while you have the chance!
I think you should not eat toasted cheese before going to bed so you wouldn't have nightmares. Also that unpleasent pretend lawyers wouldn't post here either.
ppy said...
So who is Carole Voderman representing???? - some unkown brain box who is going to smack down the ex for you...intriguing!
Not you obviously, you are too trivial and not worth thinking about
see, me; i'm stil waiting for more hairy greasy man pictures.
fetish club.
Me too, fn. Me too.
MJ- Oh you've been there before I see.
Piggy & Tazzy- Being gay, you can't see past the irritation to her hotness. Mind you when I watch the 'debt consolidation' ad's she does, I feel the same way.
mutley- Don't say a bad word about lippy here. She rocks!
Perhaps you should kiss and make up.
First Nations and P & T - Sorting you out on the next post.
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