At Last The Post Has Arrived!
Two letters.
One from the DVLA advising me I can renew my tax disc online.
One from my credit card company trying to give me a cheque book.
No one loves me.
I won't give up hope.
Not as long as the emergency condom remains within it's expiry date.
One from the DVLA advising me I can renew my tax disc online.
One from my credit card company trying to give me a cheque book.
No one loves me.
I won't give up hope.
Not as long as the emergency condom remains within it's expiry date.
posted by Tickersoid at 1:36 PM
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8 Comments:
Stick your cock through the mail slot.
Something's bound to happen.
Awwww.
We loves ya!
A nice bit of good man love would do you the world of good.
Aw, I know that virtual love isn't the same, but I'm sending love your way.
Well, I love you.
I expect the card I sent will turn up eventually. The Post Office are probably having a hard time delivering it because of it's sheer size. That and it's ethereal nature.
Hey, quitcherbitchin'. We love you for your witty words, not your money (like the DVLA). You get Valentine's every day in the form of comments. Or should I quit and just send you a hand?
What's the expiry date on that condom? Maybe I should send you more, just in case!
MJ- Righty ho. If it all goes horribly wrong, I'm sending you the medical bill.
Piggy & Tazzy- Thanks boys, I won't knock it 'til I've tried it.....Oh hang on a min'........I already have......and it was rubbish.
Snooze- That's more like it. Very sweet of you may lovely.
IDV- Thank you your wichness. Etherial and diapheanous cards are forever getting lost in the post.
I- Thank you for your kind words. You can keep the hand. I'll be alright with the condom. I've still got my puncture repair kit from when I was a young cyclist.
I have advised you many, many times of my feelings - I can't believe you just ignore me, aren't you just a little bit gay?
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