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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Tickers Tackles Targets


When the management of an organisation start setting targets, it sends out a clear message.

We have no idea what to do for the best, so instead, we're going to compile a wish list.

The attraction, for incompetent managements, is that they make them appear to be doing something, whilst at the same time, implying that things will improve.

In reality, at best, but not very likely, it'll marginally improve performance. More probably, it will either make no difference, demoralise the workforce, or, in the worst case scenario, cause performance to drop as a consequence of pitching the target too low. Employees know that the next target will be set based on this periods performance so want to have something in reserve.

I doubt dangling a carrot on the end of a piece of string in front of a donkey would fool it for long, so why would management think it would work on us.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea what you posted. But then again, that could be blamed on early afternoon drinking.

Yes. I feel the alcohol and it feels good.

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like graphs, tables and charts! They proof that every thing is true! Yes everything is true!

11:44 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

* gently rests Awaiting's head on key board. Tip toes away*

Mutley' you're absolutely right. If it's charted, it's gosple.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Snooze said...

Hee hee - I love your analysis. it's so dead on.

12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hence why the government keep setting targets and keeping league tables.

8:36 PM  

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