Precious Moments.
Having stuffed ourselves at Pizza Hut, we’re driving home on a concrete duel carriagway in the dark. I peel a wad of chewing gum off the dashboard and pop it into my mouth.
“Daaaad, That’s gross!” Little Miss’s face is contorted with disapproval.
“What?” I ask in mock ignorance.
“That’s got to be full of germs.”
“How so?”
“From the dust on your dash board for a start.”
“Nothing wrong with dust, the moon is full of it, but you don’t find any sick people there do you?”
“That’s because they’ve all died from dust germs!” She shouts emphatically.
We’re both laughing heartily now and exchanging glances.
I smile inwardly with pleasure and pride.
Dat’s ma gurl.
9 Comments:
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She is actually right and you are wrong. Nothing ever lived on the moon to die and you are susceptible to possible alien viruses. Where do you think AIDS came from? Thats right, dusty dashboard gum.
MJ- *Applies smelling salts to MJ*
Mutleythedog- Oh my God! I never knew that. I could be the scource of the next killer, pandemic, viral outbreak.
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Nor does the nut.
she does you proud!
Phlegmfatal- ....or your drunken friend who's recently passed out and would look funny draped over a branch.....in my experience.
Kyahgirl- I know.
Yeah she is!
Go Little Miss!
Well just try and follow your kids hygiene advice more closely in the future. Then the world will be safe.
Chewed up gum on your dashboard? never mind the dust, that's just gross. Thank goodness you have Little Miss to keep you in line.
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