Dance Powder
"What do you mean 'Dance Powder'. What is it's proper name?"
She stops manipulating the white powder on her makeup mirror and swings her hair out of her face as she turns to look at me.
"Amphetamine."
"amphetamine is highly addictive!" I advise.
15 minutes later she's getting ready to go out. She dumps her makeup bag beside the fire hearth and brings a full length mirror into the room.
"Jesus Christ! How much 'Dance Powder' did you buy?"
posted by Tickersoid at 8:25 PM
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13 Comments:
Please tell me you used sparingly, if at all.
Tickersoid doesn't do recreational drugs. I'm even thinking of quiting alcohol.
My body is a temple.
Ommmmmmm Ommmmmmm Ommmmmmm
Please tell me you didn't!
I sometimes think I'm the only person left on the planet that hasn't ever done drugs.
Shite. You answered that as I was typing in my comment.
Good on you, Tickers!
*faith restored*
Faith restored? You can practice your faith inside tickers you know! His body's a temple!
I have never done recreational drugs exept sugar, that gets me rather high!
As your sister probably knows, the trick is to have credibility when giving advice on drugs. That's not easily achievable.
My body is a temple too.
A temple of goodness. And alcohol is goodness.
Drugs. Not good. Turns your mind to shite. And when your mind is gone, you don't give a damn about your body. And I can't have that.
Not as much fun as it sounds. Does burning dung and inhaling the smoke count as doing recreational drugs? May I join your church Mr.T ?
Bollox to drugs...makes for really dull people.
whereas Alcohol...YIPPEE.
HELLO Wiggy and Faggy :-)
Awaiting- Can't imagine you with a shitty mind and a damned body.
mutleythedog- Body...Temple...It's a metaphore...not a real church. Getting hight on dung inhalation....we all remember that don't we......OK, just me and Mutley then.
Beast- Why is everyone so in favour of Alcohol? It's just another toxin. I guess the trick, like everything in life, is moderation. If it's highly addictive, it's hard to moderate.
Tickers, I'm completely with you about wondering why everyone praises alcohol. Personally I've done both and had fun on both, and known people destroyed on both.
Back to the post... every single time you crack me up. and I think the mirror comment was great.
Wiggy and Faggy? I rather like that!
Cunt.
*cries*
*looks around for sympathy for my torture at the hands of that Beast creature*
*cries some more*
full length mirror? hahahahaha
oh, and i don't do drugs or alcohol. sweet tea, however, is a different story.
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