Christmas Doo.
I'm at the bar waiting to be served when a young lady in some sort of animal suit joins me.
"Excuse me for asking, I'm trying to work out if you're a bunny of a cat?"
"I'm supposed to be a sheep."
"Ahh," I say in instant recognition, "I'm from the valleys, so that may explain why I find you strangely attractive."
"Excuse me for asking, I'm trying to work out if you're a bunny of a cat?"
"I'm supposed to be a sheep."
"Ahh," I say in instant recognition, "I'm from the valleys, so that may explain why I find you strangely attractive."
posted by Tickersoid at 7:34 PM
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And where is she from? Was the feeling mutual? Did you nip at her heels like a herding dog to turn her on?
That's brilliant line. Did it work?
It was just a fun night out. My very decent friend Pips and I had separated from our crew on account of them just about to morph into marauding vikings. Retired sexual preditor Max Cadey had aquired a young fledgling that had been separated from her flock. When he realised he was just acting on instinct without first considering his wife and family he passed her onto the two guys who'd be most likely to look after her.
I wasn't really on the pull as such. The line was just throw away and I din't follow it up. However, as we were leaving, Sheep lady gave me a cutch. (Welsh for cuddle)
I like the bit about nipping heals to turn her on.
This photo of her shows she’s really quite cute.
Don't ewe think so?
That was baa aa aa aad!
Is a cutch like getting felt up? Or is it sweeter and less perverse?
Is a cutch like getting felt up? Or is it sweeter and less perverse?
Is a cutch like getting felt up? Or is it sweeter and less perverse?
Is a cutch like getting felt up? Or is it sweeter and less perverse?
Um, right. Blogger's being a bit wonky today.
Tickers just wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy Holidays...Kisses.
I almost fell down laughing.
Hey honey!
So she was all wool huh?
MJ- That's not her, that's my night comforter.
Phlegmfatal- *Groan*
I- A cutch isn't perverse it's friendly and affectionate.
Cezi- Thank you. It's nice to know you're still about.
Queen- Glad to have tickled the royal funny bone, Ma'am.
Awaiting- Oh yes reminds me of the alternative Welsh national anthem.
Sung to the tune of, "Oh When The Saints."
Oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep,
Oh fluffy sheep are wonderfull,
Because they're white, they're Welsh and they're fuffy,
Oh fluffy sheep are wonderfull.
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