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Monday, November 27, 2006

Do you believe in fairies?

A relative of mine used to enjoy a drink. She often lost all memory of the later half of the evening.
Waking, after entertaining the previous night, she would dread the thought of having to clear the consequent mess. Very often she would stumble about the house to find all dishes washed and put away, furniture straightend and the Hoover recently deployed.
She attributed this phenomenon to the 'Booze fairies'.


Blogger MJ said...

She was "dancing with the green fairy."

1:22 PM  
Blogger ~d said...

I am not certain if it was 'luck' that kept me from blacking out. But, I never forgot a damn stupid thing I did or SAID while under the influence.
(did you say I need to incorporate Donkeys, beer and lesbians?!)


1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhh those little beggars are the blight of my life...

2:57 PM  
Blogger turboslut said...

Yes, i've seen that pesky green fairy on many occasions.

4:00 PM  
Blogger awaiting said...

Damn, send some of those suckers my way! Lawd knows I could use them!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Snooze said...

I'm with Awaiting - I need those Booze Fairies.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they related to Booze goblins who wreck my place. They smoke 300 cigarettes, drink five cans of beer at a time, set the toaster on fire, write on strange girls bottoms in marker pen and piss in the sink, leave bacon on the ceiling etc etc

11:56 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

MJ- She might have been better of if she was. More like some cheep supermarket gut rot Soave.

~d- I'm not sure if it's best to remember or not. You only need include lesbians, donkeys and beer for male hetro readers. We wouldn't want you to compromise your subtlety.

Lady Muck- I'm sure you'd like the Lilly Allen "we spent the weekend sitting in our own dirt" thing.

Turboslut- I only found out about the green fairy whilst trying to find an illustration to go with this text. I've no idea what it tastes like.

Awaiting- Visits are only bestowed apon functioning alcoholics with a tidy mind. You need to work on the alcoholic part to qualify.

Snooze- I refer you to the previous answer.

Mutleythedog- Booze Goblins! I feel like scales have fallen from my eyes. So much is now clear to me.

7:50 AM  
Blogger Claudia said...

I could use a few of those, too! Too funny.

Thanks for the birthday greeting!

1:26 AM  

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