It's Electrifying!
I recently bought a TENS machine off ebay. It's wonderful. Can heal parts of my aging body in days, that would normally take months.
It is also an extremely entertaining toy! Let some one have a go on this baby and you can guarantee they'll be grinning like and idiot within minutes.
What if I put it on my face cheeks?
As you crank it up your jaw will start to jump up and down and your mouth will turn down on the right and up on your left, into a sideways letter 'S'. Crank it a bit more and your left eye will start to close. Meanwhile your teeth will feel like some one is simultaneously trying to pries them all out using piano wire levers.
Straddle any muscle and watch it spasm. Try seeing how far you can take it. Vary the wave form or the frequency. Change the mode. There's no end to the fun you can have.
The instructions tell me not to put it on both sides of my head at the same time. I'm a guy I got curious. Common sense prevailed however and I didn't try it, but I was sooooooo tempted.
A colleague of mine has one of these machines. Herman the German. I walked in on him once whilst he had his knee wired up. I asked a few questions about it then mused.
"What happens it you attach it to your......."
"Don't even go there!" he interrupted. I figured he knew me well enough to have anticipated my question.
"So you've tried it then?"
"Oh yes, you have to rip the pads straight off, can't take it for a second."
Well, my machine is a little more sophisticated than Hermans, it can start really gently, so I tried it. I didn't manage to get to full power, nor did I find it erotic. Just a bit weird and funny.
It also had a side effect.
I'm sure the feeling will return to my genitals soon.......Any day now..........Bound to.
posted by Tickersoid at 11:33 AM
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20 Comments:
What a coincidence, I had a lecture thismorning on these things for my sport therapy module!!
Apparently the're good at stopping pacemakers and causing heartattacks. (just incase you dont like the old man!)
good googly moogly, tickers! Or should we call you numbnuts?
So when it's making your jaw or your other muscles jump, is it painful or just tingly?
Do you look at the attachments on the Hoover with the same interest?
ickle_bro- I am the old man!
Phlegmfatale- Both, the transition from tingle to jump is the most fun everyone laughs out loud at that moment.
mj- I once had a very torrid, six month affair with a vacuum cleaner until she......broke it off.
I hate to tell that you have probably wiped out a whole nerve centre in your genitals. They will shortly turn black and then drop off.
Still, you will have a grusome halloween story to tell everyone next week.
Is the feeling back down there?!
Now would be a good time to get that Brazilian wax.
Ooh - I lost all sensation once with a new vibrator. You have to be careful with electronics.
U know, U alway loose sentation eventually because ur nerve endings get fatigued and stop reacting. You just have to turn it up or have a rest!
I'll tell you what isn't electrifying - Lady Muck's. Her site has been assimilated by porn. Nearly had my eye out.
And it was straight porn. I saw a minky - I'm going to have to have therapy, now...
Go on. Have a gander.
Oh yes..I tried this once on the side of my face.
What can you expect?
It hurts a little thats all.
*winks uncontrollably*
frobisher- That would explain the smell of rotten chicken which comes from my nether regions.
awaiting- Yes. or I've got used to the lack of sensation.
I- Glad someone can see an upside.
snooze- Not just electronics. You tend to get the same kind of numbness from the kind of vibro' that has to be kick started.
ickle_bro- I'd already reached maximum power. It's time for a rest.
IDV- Some thing weird is happening. The same thing has happened to Shandi's blog, "I have two belly-buttons" Same site.
Ideas anyone?
S.I.D.- Join the fold.
you're a guy who likes living on the edge - a person has to admire that
even if you're nuts
You should see if you can get a cameo in Jackass or Dirty Sanchez.
I cant believe , leave you alone for 5 minutes and you are attaching your gonads to the mains !!!
kyah- I do like to live on the edge sometimes. Except when I fall off.
Jay- Next weeks project. Stapling my scrotum to the coffee table.
Beast- This is what happends when the calming Mother Theresa avitar is replaced with something more gangter.
wow, can i get one in 2 stroke with a pull start....it floats my boat.
I'll give them some feeling, Tickers!
Hur hur.
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