Marriage and Morality According to Hoppo.
Hoppo is a twinkle eyed jack the lad biker. Think David Essex in 'Silver Dream Racer'.#
Hoppo- "You shouldn't cheat on your wife."
Ticker- "God no."
Hoppo- "Of course when you're out for a night out with the lads and you end up with some girl having a kiss and a cuddle, that's not cheating."
Ticker- "No?"
Hoppo- "Oh no.........Nor is having a blow job."
Ticker- "What?"
Hoppo- "Clinton showed us that, anyway, it's not cheating if you don't chuck your muck in her mouth.
Ticker- "So if you wore a condom it would be OK to orgasm?"
Hoppo- "Oh yes. In fact you can have full penetration if you wear a condom. No penis to vaginal wall contact."
Ticker- "I'm glad you cleared that up for me."
posted by Tickersoid at 8:17 PM
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5 Comments:
nice to know ole bill is a role model to many.
Ole bill?
Oh, Clinton! Sorry being a bit thick.
A roll model indeed. Relieved so many of us from feelings of guilt.
Yeah, well, let us know if his woman agrees with that philosophy - it's not cheating if you use a condom. That's just waving it around in a warm room, right? *tee hee*
Perhaps she has a similar philosophy. Perhaps they both choose not too look too deeply into what the other is up to.
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