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Sunday, January 14, 2007

It's Gym Life, But Not As We Know It.


For those of us with the right attitude, the gym is a haven, an oasis of spirituality. For us, this is no stressful penance paid in the hope of a better body but a wonderful expression of physicality which induces a flow of endorphines. Add to this, the joy of your MP3 kicking out your favorite tunes and it's easy to see how gym attendance can become an addiction. After 90 minutes or so, when your body is telling you to stop, there is the pool, hot tub, sauna and steam rooms. Finish off with the warm caress of a thick fluffy towel and you're ready for anything. Relaxed, clean and calm. Every other aspect of your life seems easier now.
It's no surprise, with all this physicality that ones thoughts during a work out turn to sex. There is always that 'hot' person stretching or working out. You can't help but look. I've found my self on occasions, imagining licking the sweat, of the spine, of the lady, on the cycle in front of me.
The paradox is it's not arousing. I can't ever claim to have been aroused whilst working out. It's as if the body targets the blood resources to the muscles leaving the penis and brain a little short. Even, as happened on one occasion, when a romantic encounter was cancelled at the last moment, after I'd already taken the Viagra.
It completely slipped my mind.
Not until I'm showering naked and the warm jets of water are dancing on my cock, do I get a stiff reminder of my pharmaceutical folly.
Which is a bit embarrassing in a public shower.
Even more so in one shared with small children.
I cut my shower short and grab the contents of my locker just in time to avoid detection.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You saucy thing you - I shan't sleep for thoughts of your stiffie in a public shower!

11:45 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Avoid the pommel horse 'til that stiffie softens. It's an accident waiting to happen.

2:47 AM  
Blogger Frobisher said...

A romantic encounter was cancelled? The brothel was shut?

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love your pic as well - by the way you have to upgrade your blogger!

8:04 PM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Oooh, Tickers! I've come over all queer - Oh, wait. You're only one percent, apparently...

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tickers The steel workers and I went on a journey into the Brecon Beacons today (Photos to follow). The conversation got onto the subject of what you spent £100 on !!!!!!!! Well I was shocked !!!!!! How big was this Lady’s hand?

11:13 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

Did you smile a leering grin as you exited? Pull your towel tight to accentuate your bulge?

11:42 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Mutleythedog- My stiffy or the radioactive howler monkeys?

MJ- Good advice, don't try this at home.

Frobisher- The Tickersoid doesn't need to use a brothel.

I do.....I just don't need to.

Mutleythedog- I did try but computer said, "No."

IDV-2%, keep up.

Ed- One is never too old to experiment. Anyway, I was tempted to ask for a refund, that was not what I asked for.

I- Certainly not, this isn't Seattle.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you take a pic of said bulge?

12:41 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Blimey! What kind of a pervert do you all take me for?

12:48 AM  
Blogger Snooze said...

That is hilarious. But yum, suddenly I'm thinking of having pulsating jets of water hitting my privates. I think we can all relate to your shower joy.

5:18 AM  
Blogger Andrea said...

For once I'm speechless - and the content of your brain while on the treadmill,.... reminds me why I work out at all girly dance classes.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Snooze- I know, I'd gone in, pure of thought and then.......

Lippy- Speechless? Yeah right!

Having chatted to the guys about their thoughts whilst working out, I think you 'd be totally horrified at some of them.


Do Max Cadey and Herman the German read this?

12:11 PM  
Blogger Divian said...

Your not a perv...just sexually inclined.

So take a pic already!

And yes, I am a dirty old bugger.

6:15 AM  

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