Teaspoon
"Dad, chuck me the box of tissues beside your chair."
I do as requested and add, "Oh look, there's a teaspoon as well."
I don't recognize it.
"That's mine!" exclaims Surfer Dude, "Chuck it over here."
"You need it right now?" I say incredulously.
After a short pause to think, he adds, "Yes."
"So I'm guessing, for weeks now, you've been emptying your washing up bowl and not found a teaspoon at the bottom, and you desperately miss it."
I do as requested and add, "Oh look, there's a teaspoon as well."
I don't recognize it.
"That's mine!" exclaims Surfer Dude, "Chuck it over here."
"You need it right now?" I say incredulously.
After a short pause to think, he adds, "Yes."
"So I'm guessing, for weeks now, you've been emptying your washing up bowl and not found a teaspoon at the bottom, and you desperately miss it."
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29 Comments:
Your house sounds much like mine.
Heehee! I get it!
Yayyy for me!
Tell em to buy a whole set next time.
But how'd it end up in your place!?
Happy New Year Tick!
happy new year i hope it is a good one for you take care xxx
Oh no! A transpectralising teaspoon! Can there be a worse foe? Quick everybody - Run for the New Year! It'll never find us there.
Happy New Year, Tickers!
And you didn't think to ask how the fuck the teaspoon got under the tissues?
Happy 2007, TICK!!!
My house is full of Surfer dudes stuff. He even keeps some of his beer in my fridge, 'just in case'.
Happy New Year to all my blog friends and readers.
happy new years!
and i tend to find spoons in weird places too.
Statistically you end up with more spoons in your drawers than other cutlery ... apparently it's because the knives and forks tend to prick.
Hello Mr.T. I take it you had to do some washing up over the holidays for once. You could always find solace in my arms (wink)
There's never any bloody spoons at this hostel. Can I have one of Surfer Dudes?
Fuckkit, you sure you want a guy spoon that's been under some used tissues?
Merry New Year to all and to all a good afternoon.
Is this a new take on spooning?
Spoons.
Also a violent Christmas game.
Spike: Have you been to a hostel recently? Do you know what I'm used to? ;)
Yeah, I want to know why you needed tissues. While relaxing in a chair.
Dirty bastard.
Happy new year, Tickers.
Oh, and: there is no spoon.
Hola Mr Tickers - you can never have enough teaspoons
I'm with funny thing. You dirty boy. And WHAT were you doing with the spoon?
Isn't the average amount of... jism, for want of a better word (I don't like semen - it's too clinical), a human chucks out, a teaspoonful?
You humans! You really should go metric...
Okay, time for a new posting.
Do you have any other cutlery we can talk about?
You must be really having some fun!
Come back anytime now, Tick, miss you!
Are you dead?
Yay! First blog funeral!
(apart from my dead sock)
Yay!! internet @ work, no wonder this country never gets anything done!
Are you sure its not for cooking Crack? If they are doing Crack that is seriously bad news man - seriously bad as in death.
Hi Tickers....hope you haven't been lost amongst the clutter and detritus :-)
Happy new year!
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Hallo! ;)
hey... what disturbed newz!
what do U consider about it?
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