i> Away With The Fairies.: Teaspoon

Saturday, December 30, 2006


"Dad, chuck me the box of tissues beside your chair."

I do as requested and add, "Oh look, there's a teaspoon as well."
I don't recognize it.

"That's mine!" exclaims Surfer Dude, "Chuck it over here."

"You need it right now?" I say incredulously.

After a short pause to think, he adds, "Yes."

"So I'm guessing, for weeks now, you've been emptying your washing up bowl and not found a teaspoon at the bottom, and you desperately miss it."


Blogger Snooze said...

Your house sounds much like mine.

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Awaiting said...

Heehee! I get it!

Yayyy for me!

Tell em to buy a whole set next time.

But how'd it end up in your place!?

Happy New Year Tick!

4:17 AM  
Blogger Midget Arse said...

happy new year i hope it is a good one for you take care xxx

10:20 AM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Oh no! A transpectralising teaspoon! Can there be a worse foe? Quick everybody - Run for the New Year! It'll never find us there.

5:30 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Happy New Year, Tickers!

9:35 PM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

And you didn't think to ask how the fuck the teaspoon got under the tissues?

2:27 AM  
Blogger adiva said...

Happy 2007, TICK!!!

9:50 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

My house is full of Surfer dudes stuff. He even keeps some of his beer in my fridge, 'just in case'.

Happy New Year to all my blog friends and readers.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy new years!

and i tend to find spoons in weird places too.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Statistically you end up with more spoons in your drawers than other cutlery ... apparently it's because the knives and forks tend to prick.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Mr.T. I take it you had to do some washing up over the holidays for once. You could always find solace in my arms (wink)

12:15 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

There's never any bloody spoons at this hostel. Can I have one of Surfer Dudes?

12:42 AM  
Blogger Spike said...

Fuckkit, you sure you want a guy spoon that's been under some used tissues?

Merry New Year to all and to all a good afternoon.

5:32 AM  
Blogger l said...

Is this a new take on spooning?

6:37 PM  
Blogger Kieran said...

Also a violent Christmas game.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

Spike: Have you been to a hostel recently? Do you know what I'm used to? ;)

10:32 AM  
Blogger funny thing said...

Yeah, I want to know why you needed tissues. While relaxing in a chair.

Dirty bastard.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Qenny said...

Happy new year, Tickers.

Oh, and: there is no spoon.

9:38 AM  
Blogger frobisher said...

Hola Mr Tickers - you can never have enough teaspoons

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with funny thing. You dirty boy. And WHAT were you doing with the spoon?

8:38 PM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Isn't the average amount of... jism, for want of a better word (I don't like semen - it's too clinical), a human chucks out, a teaspoonful?

You humans! You really should go metric...

8:53 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Okay, time for a new posting.

Do you have any other cutlery we can talk about?

2:27 AM  
Blogger awaiting said...

You must be really having some fun!

Come back anytime now, Tick, miss you!

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Pig and Taz said...

Are you dead?

Yay! First blog funeral!

(apart from my dead sock)

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay!! internet @ work, no wonder this country never gets anything done!

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure its not for cooking Crack? If they are doing Crack that is seriously bad news man - seriously bad as in death.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Kyahgirl said...

Hi Tickers....hope you haven't been lost amongst the clutter and detritus :-)

Happy new year!

1:57 AM  
Blogger world champ stephen neal said...


5:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hallo! ;)
hey... what disturbed newz!
what do U consider about it?

3:55 AM  

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