That's Me Done.
I don't know why you feel the need to make a public show of your dislike for me. I've bearly ever spoken to you and even then, it was only because you were working as a bar maid and I needed a pint of Carling. I've not engaged you in the smallest of small talk. Just, "Carling please." that's it.
I do however, have enough confidence in my diplomatic skills, to talk through the issue and win you over. It's just that, I have this one stumbling block. Oh, it's not that I'm afraid I'll be wounded by, whatever the problem is, it's that..........
Well..... I sincerely, just don't care enough, about what you think of me.
I do however, have enough confidence in my diplomatic skills, to talk through the issue and win you over. It's just that, I have this one stumbling block. Oh, it's not that I'm afraid I'll be wounded by, whatever the problem is, it's that..........
Well..... I sincerely, just don't care enough, about what you think of me.
posted by Tickersoid at 11:22 AM
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29 Comments:
Er... hate is the opposite of love? Or whatever that quote is. How rude of this woman! She has no idea what she's missing out on, Hunky Tick. What a bitch!
Perhaps it's your lack of attention that she disdains. Nobody said pimping was going to be easy.
I shallbe arriving by hot air balloon this evening Mr T! I have booked myself into a Hotel called Walmart - I trust it will be good!
introduce her to muttley.
that'll fix her.
There are some people that I honestly don't give a rat's ass what they think about me. then there are some people who I almost feel like my MOOD for that DAY can revolve around if they 'like' me or not.
How is THAT for some esteem issues? HAHA
Fifth Floor- Thank you for those kind words. Btw whatever happened to your stalker?
Tgf- Very true.
Mutleythedog- You must try their salad, cheeper than the Waldorf equivolent.
First Nations- You may well be right there. I wonder if she likes the barking.
~d- Enjoy the sweet pain.
Fewclewz- Dear God I hope not.
I wish I could do that ! _ I always mind when people don't like me. Let's face it I even minded that mutley didn't like me!!
My stalker has not been seen nor heard from. I'm fairly certain he got the hint, especially thanks to you all...
Lippy- It's an aquired skill essential to someone who likes to live on the edge of social acceptance. It makes you seem dangerous and interresting to some and offensive to others. It's inevitable you'll make enemies just by being who you are. Once you accept this, you become empowered.
Fifth floor- I sometimes forget the power of words. I'm often surprised when people tell me I was the topic of conversation at the pub the previous night. I find it flattering but I know many people who would be freaked by it.
I passed a Probe today and thought of you. The're quite beautiful really.
Lippy said...
I wish I could do that ! _ I always mind when people don't like me. Let's face it I even minded that mutley didn't like me!!
But I do like you Ms. Lippy - bet you mind that even more?!
***slurps suggestively***
oh, i've perfected the i don't give a shit look. i simply look at them, raise my left eyebrow, and give them my special, southern belle smile, then tell them in a chirpy little voice to have a great day. confuses them and they go on their merry little way.
Mutley - why are you always such a snide sarcastic twat then?
Or is it unintentional?
Oh and Tick - you drink Carling???
Another illusion shattered.
You want me to go beat her up?
I can always sic psycho nutbag on her.
Few'- I assume you're refering to me and not Mutley. In which case, I'm not a shit. Sweetness and light with cherry on top, me.
Pink Drama- I like your style.
Few'- I can do the single eyebrow lift but that's about it.
Lippy- I prefer to drink 1664 or 5% Budwieser but I'm afraid they make me act like a twat before the night is out. I have to pace myself on Karaoke nights.
Awaiting- The phrase, 'Frying pan into fire'comes to mind.
Oh well at least it's not lager top - THAT was the end of a beautiful friendship let me tell you!!
Don't tell me you broke a friendship, just because they drank lager top?
Well, you can't fancy someone who drinks girlier drinks than you do....he ordered lager top and the magic was gone!
Lippy said...
Mutley - why are you always such a snide sarcastic twat then?
Or is it unintentional?
KIssy Kissy Slurrrp sluurrp to you to!
Mr T? I am stranded on the roof of Kwikfit in my hot air balloon - do you think you could call the Police and have me rescued?
You should stop touching yourself when you say "Carling please". Sheesh. Sending mixed signals you are.
Who on earth was she?
Wench.
Lippy- How shallow! Orders another appleteenie.
Snooze- or maybe it was the snot hoghelling?
Qenny- Married, I don't respect the husband. I've overheard she alleges he beats her. What do I know or care?
I- What a wonderful word.
Have you ever been in a cheese shop - I mean a shop that sold nothing but cheese? I am in one....HELP!
Hey babe! Where are ya!!??
Do I have to come over there and whip yer arse to get you to post again?
What kind of stupid bitch doesn't like a sweet lamb like you? Who cares what such an idiot thinks? Some people just WANT to dislike people, I suppose.
Phlegm- My suspician is it's cultural. She's been told by someone in the village, most probably her husband, that I 'take it up the Arse' and has decided to react according to traditional values. Wether or not I've been breached anally is immaterial.
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