Back at Work.
Today's stupid conversations.
Councilor Big Nose- "What you looking for?"
Tickersoid- " A hammer."
Pips- "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning."
Tickersoid- "I'd hammer in the evening."
Pips- "Where would you do that then?"
Tickersoid- "All over this land."
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Councilor Big Nose- "What are all those wires doing disappearing into your trousers?"
Tickersoid- "It's my Tens machine for my bad back."
Councilor Big Nose- "Attached to your old boy more like, knowing you."
Councilor Big Nose- "I bet you've tried that, I bet you've attached the electrodes to your todger."
Tickersoid- "What kind of pervert do you take me for?"
Councilor Big Nose- "I bet you have."
Tickersoid- "You think that's the sort of thing I'd do?"
Councilor Big Nose- "I bet you have. Come on now be honest."
Tickeroid- "Of course I have!"
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Ed- "You can't really be angry at a 17 year old girl that's got her self pregnant. I mean, it'd be hypocritical, remember what we got up to at that age, or maybe we were just more careful."
Tickeroid- "When I was 17, no one I shagged got pregnant!"
Ed- "Now, you can't be absolutely sure of that can you?"
Tickersoid- "Yes I can, I was still at an all boys boarding school."
Councilor Big Nose- "What you looking for?"
Tickersoid- " A hammer."
Pips- "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning."
Tickersoid- "I'd hammer in the evening."
Pips- "Where would you do that then?"
Tickersoid- "All over this land."
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Councilor Big Nose- "What are all those wires doing disappearing into your trousers?"
Tickersoid- "It's my Tens machine for my bad back."
Councilor Big Nose- "Attached to your old boy more like, knowing you."
Councilor Big Nose- "I bet you've tried that, I bet you've attached the electrodes to your todger."
Tickersoid- "What kind of pervert do you take me for?"
Councilor Big Nose- "I bet you have."
Tickersoid- "You think that's the sort of thing I'd do?"
Councilor Big Nose- "I bet you have. Come on now be honest."
Tickeroid- "Of course I have!"
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Ed- "You can't really be angry at a 17 year old girl that's got her self pregnant. I mean, it'd be hypocritical, remember what we got up to at that age, or maybe we were just more careful."
Tickeroid- "When I was 17, no one I shagged got pregnant!"
Ed- "Now, you can't be absolutely sure of that can you?"
Tickersoid- "Yes I can, I was still at an all boys boarding school."
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8 Comments:
I wish I had a hammer sandwich!
(haha!)
There was a love for certain of your life that you and I discussed once upon a time. The name began with the letter F.
Forgive me for not having a better memory.
Did you really? Was it shocking? Someone told me it makes the orgasm more intense.
Of course, I wouldn't know! :)
Well she didn't get herself pregnant did she?
Someone else did!
I want to know more about the boys you didn't get pregnant.
~d- Hammer sandwich? Not sure I understand that.
Awaiting- From experience, you don't keep it on for long at anything other than a very low intensity.
Lippy- We do live in the post pill era.
Jay- You would! Nice to hear from you again.
good thing boys can't get pregnant, now isn't it?
I think it would just hurt, I was going to give it a go, but the electricity just went out - do you think mains voltage will be allright?
Boys can get pregnant you know - I saw a documentary on Channel 5 about it once, thats why gay people use condoms.
Fawlty Towers, umm, Manuel...Mr. Fawlty asked for a hammer and Manuel said hammer sandwich? (where was he 'from'?)
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