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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Trikes are for Pussy's.




In a recent episode of Monster Garage, show host Jessie James, when asked to make a bike out of Peterbuilt truck parts declaired, "Trikes are for pussy's."
I thought, he had no idea just how big a 14 litre engine is. When the engine was removed he backed down and decided to build a trike.

This is what I call a trike. Just because the single wheel is in the front doesn't mean it can't kick ass on the track. These trikes, ridden two up, are amongst the fastest hill climb vehicles there are, even when compared with monoposto style specialist vehicles fitted with F1 car engines subsequently fitted with superchargers.
Most of the two wheel racers declair, "You wouldn't get me up in one of those things!"

7 Comments:

Blogger First Nations said...

dont start me on jesse james' sellout, wife-beating ass. oh lordy jesus. seen the sad, sad joke that is his latest endeavor? 'Garage'
magazine, a soy-inked blatant attempt to co-opt soCal rockabilly-biker culture and market it until it cries rape, with it's 'ING' dropping, ghost-written attempts at lowbrow lit.
plus the little bitch now shills for FUCKING OLD MILWAUKIE BEER. what a joke.
the beer that made milwaukie synonymous with 'unemployed, low normal, born without toenails'. carbonated pee in a can.
so yeah.
jesse james.


ahem.

9:08 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

It’s for big boys who’ve graduated from their Big Wheels.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fewclewz..............
'Twould appear to me old thing, that "First Nations" isn't exactly a fan of this Jesse James.....(now where have I heard that name before???)It's just a feeling I have, perhaps I'm psychic??

These trikes are all very well Ticks, but how do they measure up against the Plastic Pig I wonder??

10:28 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Jessie- I don't know much about him except he comes across as a twatty control freak with limited design imagination. The show where he turned a Delorian into a hover craft was like turning a TV into a foodmixer. No sense what so ever. Untimately the most efficient solution from both a function and time perspective was to decorate the hover to look like a Delorian. Jessie insisted they stick the hover bits onto the car and sacked someone. Consequently the project, literally, never got off the ground. He is forever saying the teams can do what ever they want, and then he insists they do it his way.

MJ- My parents couldn't afford a trike when I was a kid. One of my half brothers built a trike soap box racer and my love afair started. I actually managed to get 'nicked' for dangerous driving in it.

Fewclewz- Pig. Better than Jessie's and not as good as Peter short and Vickey's racer. Incidently, Vickey donated her old Grifter bike to my daughter Little Miss.
However, I reckon the Reliant Rialto would kick all their arses on the Tesco's run.

11:14 PM  
Blogger Hey Lady said...

Tag, you're it - see my post here.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd have a go on a trike on a hill climb. But I wouldn't like to be the monkey.

I know I've left myself wide open on that comment but Ticks knows what I mean.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Apart from those who fall off. I've seen a pillion change sides and miss the foot rest. Foot went into the inside of the rear wheel and all her skin came off like a sock.

9:49 AM  

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