Ja Ja
I’m helping Little Miss with her homework.
Tickersoid, “Question 6, Was Schule hat Deutschland?”
Little Miss, “Das Schulsystem in Deutschland ist beruht auf Kenntnis. Deutschland hat vier Schulen: das Gymnasium (für die sehr intelligenten), die Hauptschule (für durchschnittliche Schüler), die Realschule (für unterdurchschnittliche Schüler) und die Gesamtschule (die selten sind).
Tickersoid, “I think you should read your answers in a really gay German accent, like that paedo’ from Royston Vasey”
Little Miss, “You mean Her Lip from ‘The League of Gentlemen’?”
Tickersoid, “Ja, that’s him.”
Little Miss, “Why?”
Tickersoid, “Because it would add a comedic element, to what would otherwise be, a mundane exercise.”
Little Miss, “Shut up dad.”
We continue for a few more questions then she does the accent.
Tickersoid, “There, you see what you can achieve when you apply yourself.”
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Sorry. Ich habe viele grosse aber schön furzen is all I've got.
I haven't seen the League of Gentlemen but the whole idea of reading German with a gay accent is cracking me up.
tgf- 'Furzen', this word has baffled babelfish.
snooze- You must find a channel and watch it. British comedy at it's twisted best.
i took german for one semester and all i learned was 'Ich trinke Limonade gern' and 'Wo ist Peder? On den See'.
glad to see you are a concerned parent and are augmenting her education.
I would like to borrow Little Miss for my next sex trip to Germany....
Hunky Tick, not only a hunk, but the coolest dad ever!
First Nations- Lemonade, yeah right! Pilsner more like.
Jungle Jane- That's inappropriate. What if I were to suggest Pixie Sprinkle......OK bad example.
The Fifth Floor- I'd be a lot cooler if my pronounciation was better. She spent most of the time laughing at my German
It's been years since I studied German, but furzen should be a plural noun meaning fart. Unless it's the verb meaning to fart.
Yes, I know, because Little Miss found it on this site.
Fewclewz..............
Well, although I once spke German fluently, and English badly, with a German accent, I find that I have now forgotten it all!
At 16 though, I still remembered enough to ask how much sex would cost in the Winklestrasse....wonder if she still has my cherry????
i opted to take spanish in high school. i figured i might as well learn to speak the language most commonly spoken around me. redneckery wasn't an option.
Wichser.
Fewclewz- We left Germany when you were five years old. How did you know that?
Pink Drama- They should teach redneckery and also teach what part of a redneck's brain has to be removed to make a rodeo rider.
MJ, I tried to various sites to translate that word and failed. Bunch of wankers they are.
gerschplootzenstrasse fuhrbarn!
tickers - baby, they don't remove any part of the brain for rodeo riders. they're born without brains.
Hur hur mirth...
Oh yeah, I'm back Tickers, but I am stealth. Love ya, Muck xx
Oooh, ich bin ein keugelscriber?
Having spoken German, plus had the opportunity of going there, I can definitely say that its worth keeping up with the lessons, not sure about the gay slant useage in germany, unless your trying to pick up a guy, hehe
Its good to know the homework is still being issued!
Tickers, Pixie asked me to tell you that she's too busy to go to germany with you anyhow. She's got a gang bang pencilled in for the next 3 weeks...
Can we switch to Welsh? I don't no any German.
If not, I can stretch to Gimp, if that's of any use. Or Esperanto.
First Nations- Something about driving in barns?
Pink Drama- That would explain how, even today, they haven't cottend on to protective clothing.
Betty- Glad to see you back. I've missed you. You've also outfoxed bablefish.
Newforestandy- My motto.......Education, education, education.....and gayness.
Jungle Jane- I'm sorry Janie but Little Miss has exams to do. Pixie is a naughty little sprite. I hope she's been taught how to use a sponge to soak up the cream pie weepage.
Funny Thing- Is Gimp a language? I thought it was a sexual posture. Welsh Is only spoken by those north of Caerphilly and the Taffia.
I can actually speak German ..... I lived there for seven years, Whilst I get all the stuff about schools "furzen" is not a German word Futzen is farting and ficken is well - obvious... Al Murray (Pub Landlord) does a brilliant sinister German reading Twvinkle Twvinkle Litlle Star!!!!
Mutters- I like Al Murry.
"Where would we be if we didn't have any rules?........Yes France.
Where would we be if we had too many rules?................Germany.
Where would we be if we had rules about tormenting animals?.......Spain."
Just came by to let you know that I no longer am blogging as turboslut. Please visit http://cocainetongue.blogspot.com/ to see the new me. I promise to be more open on this private blog. xxxx
I think it means ' I am a biro'... Hmm. Yeah, I was rather naive, I had to disappear for a while. I've missed this.
DAMMIT! Where are my hankies?
Betty
*Yeah, I was rather naive, I had to disappear for a while*
Sounds like you became romanticly involved with a turkish drugs courier.
I've so missed your tales of self loathing and unrequited lust. How have you been. Do you have a baby, a drug habbit, somewhere to live without sharing, or a job?
Did you know that Fuckkit has been lured away from us by unusual wild life, fair sand, sunshine, cheep wine and ladies with 'question intonation'?
al ist klar
Great idea!
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