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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Lippy's Given Me an Idea!

This post continues on from the previous one in which a Russian man grows a penis on his arm.

Lippy commented,

"What is it with bloggers and genetailia - frobes has horrid fannies and you've got random dick growing.....I don't think you can grow your self a spare just in case the original fails at some future date!"


Lippy's given me an idea......


Surgical Genital Insurance.

15 Comments:

Blogger Andrea said...

Oh dear God!

5:12 PM  
Blogger FirstNations said...

Jesus H. Christ on a red bicycle!
is this the tragedy you referred to over at my place? because that's one hell of a bad rash, yo.
damn.

put some cream on that shit STAT.

I mean, DAYUM.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good grief.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Frobisher said...

Is he a superhero?

10:41 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Pink and Lippy- Quite a vision isn't he. What more can you say?

First Nations- You make it seem like a bad thing.

Frobisher- He could be couldn't he. Administering to those dangerously short of cock. Perhaps when he takes Viagra he turns into a hedgehog.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fewclewz...........
That must be the bloke my sister was talking about many years ago when she told him that the last time she saw a head like his, there was a foreskin wrapped around it!

10:18 AM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Bloggers and genitalia? I'm sure I have no idea what she's talking about.

Gimme that bloke's phone number.

2:08 PM  
Blogger jungle jane said...

Tickers, why have you sewn lightbulbs over your entire body?

*confused*

9:57 PM  
Blogger Old Knudsen said...

What a dick.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He does look a bit like the Doctor Who monster that never saw the light of day. Maybe he'll turn up on Torchwood. (Around the time they explain the presence of a pterodactyl).

10:07 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

fewclewz- She can be a tad vitriolic that one.

MJ- 555-73592

jungle Jane- To bring a little light into all your lives:-)

old Knudsen- Which did you have in mind?

qenny- That's all over my head, haven't watched since John Pertwee disappointed me by not saying, "abbedabebbedybabeddy beh"

10:50 AM  
Blogger Divian said...

I would find him quite useless. Now, add about ten tongues, two more arms, and a built in mute mode, he should then work quite nicely with me.

4:14 AM  
Blogger *DB* said...

That. Is. Deeply. Disturbing. And I think I may never want to have sex again based on that picture.

10:33 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

awaiting- I'm guessing you need someone to post an awful lot of letters.

hey lady- Calm down! Sex isn't all about cock monsters.

11:07 AM  
Blogger ~d said...

OMIGOD!

8:49 PM  

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