Pillow Talk
It’s the little things that one remembers from a budding romance. Like the clash of teeth the first time you kiss, or the first time one of you farted either loudly or obnoxiously.
Or the physical stage when you get to say those immortal words, “Oh my God, I’m so sorry……this has never happened to me before…” whether due to impotence, premature jizzing on her dress or just simply pissing the bed.
Never forget the little things...........It’s what romance is all about.
posted by Tickersoid at 9:15 AM
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7 Comments:
Tickers pissed in the bed last night!
Tickers pissed in the bed last night!
Barbara Cartland must be spinning in her grave!
You sum up those first lovely moments perfectly.
Jungle Jane- You're jumping to conclusions.
Pity I didn't.
Frobisher- I haven't read any of her books. Don't they go from heaving globes to 'T' bag poo disasters?
Snooze- I'm just a soft romantic.
That's what Depends are for Tick.
romance gives you cancer. meh.
Pissoff- I had to look Depends up. Depends have the additional advantage of being part of a sexual deviation all on their own.
Phlegmfatale- Calm down, I'm sure you're wrong.
Love between an man and a woman is a beautiful thing.
Love between a man and two women covered in jello is pretty awsome too.
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