Gay Boys Look Away Now!
Here it is. Conclusive proof that I'm not gay. A brown velore sofa.
posted by Tickersoid at 3:40 PM
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Here it is. Conclusive proof that I'm not gay. A brown velore sofa.About Me
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- Name: Tickersoid
- Location: Pontypool, South Wales, United Kingdom
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I'm not so sure that's proof. Some gays have awful taste, just look at Elton John. All that money and his taste in clothes is a disaster, and the best said about the second rate hairplugs the better. I'm going to have to have better proof than that ...until then I have my suspicions that you may well be a chutney ferret;)
Emmak- Chutney ferret, I'm going to use that at the first opertunity. I may even use it twice.
where are the fag burns, beer stains and dog hair???
you could be one of those "straight acting" ones!
You can't tell from the photo, but I assure you the front edge is full of beer stains and reefer blims. Poodles don't molt, they just piss and yap.
That looks soooooo comfy.
Snooze- It is very comfy. Unfortunately the burn holes in the front edge mean it has to go.
i agree. the couch has got to go. i say go for a lovely leather couch.
I'm all for something in the Bauhaus style maybe some Marcel Breuer leather and chrome Wassily chairs, an Eileen Gray table and maybe Le Corbusier Chaise longue
Fuck it, I'll just go to IKEA like everyone else.
I think I had one of those as a student.
Don't tell - I don't want to lose my queer card.
I think everyone got one as a student. It comes with the rusty fridge with one leg missing and the odd tubular stool that doesn't go with anything.
I've just been reminiscing about a horrible settee, oddly enough. It was lurid orange and bobbly. I did not choose it. It, too, was ridiculously comfy.
You must realise that you will never again attain such a degree of comfort. Save it! Or forever rue thy ill-advised foray into style and taste.
You could always have it re-upholstered in a more fitting colour/pattern/fabric, you know. It would be significantly cheaper than a new one, and the new one would be worse in terms of build quality anyway.
As long as you check down the back first. You might have something incriminating down there. A lurking bit of furniture like that can't not be concealing something unsavoury.
Take it back Tick.
I've had to resort to putting a blanket on the sofa because the Nemisis insists on sitting on it in the nude. Dirty bastard. Some big smelly guy's butt cheeks have been on that sofa Tick. Get rid of it.
Well, tickers - that sofa may be saying "straight" but that periwinkle wall is shrieking "conflicted!"
I think I love you.
Loz Actual- I would dearly love to recover it and you're right, the build quality would be so much better, but I fear it wouldn't be any cheeper than buying new.
I've already removed the four cigarette lighters, two remotes, three socks, a pizza crust and 68p in change that'd slipped down the back.
Pissoff- That's not going to put me off. The fag burns and poodle piss are going to put me off.
Phlegmfatale- My eldest was using this room as hers. She chose the indigo. Previously, It'd been middle age beige and Tuscany wannabe terracotta.
I insist that you get something bigger for when I show up on your doorstep demanding the use of it just before we road trip Britain in a Plastic Pig.
And no leather please, it just gets me excited. Thank fuck its wipe-clean.
Fuckkit! I thought you were never comming back. I'll have to get the gear box out again and sort it.
The Plastic Pig is a poodle free zone.
there's always tobacco stain
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