i> Away With The Fairies.: Farewell Gift.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Farewell Gift.

I was remembering an old friend I hadn't seen for a while, Mark.

Mark was tall and handsome but in a very fair, Mike Hawthorn sort of way. He was from the valleys. Hard drinking, rugby boy. I surprised to learn he had a softer side, very artistic and an amazingly accomplished pianist.

What made me smile this morning, was a story he once told me about a rough valleys couple. The 'man' had come home drunk one night, woke his partner up, insisted she cook him something then beat seven bells of shit out of her until she complied with his sexual demands. That night, after he fell asleep, she packed her bags and left him.
That was after she deposited a well aimed 'dump' on his chest.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen...

no not you.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

You think?

2:51 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

In the US, that is known as a Cleveland Steamer and there are people who will pay for such a thing.

6:58 AM  
Blogger Snooze said...

good for her. I hope she didn't go back to the SOB

7:43 AM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

I wonder if she painted a target on his chest first?

8:22 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

TGF- Some people will pay good money for any old shit.

Snooze- I think she 'dumped' him for good.

Inexplicable device- Or even moved the wardrobe to get more height.

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fewclewz.........
Such bad taste!
Shoulda ripped his head off and shit down his fuckin neck instead!

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's a song called little goodbyes that details what kind of revenge a woman can get on a man when she leaves.

7:08 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Fewclewz- That's not exactly cricket, is it?

Pink Drama- Hell hath no fury.....

7:43 PM  
Blogger MommyHeadache said...

A great idea if I ever become a woman scorned. Maybe I'd take a laxative first before I did the dump.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

It's good to go that little bit further.

8:17 PM  
Blogger phlegmfatale said...

sounds like a lovely parting shot, and quite fitting.

2:06 AM  
Blogger phlegmfatale said...

lucky for her she had that eighth bell of shit in reserve!

2:07 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Eighth bell of shit.

Very clever, I hadn't thought of that.

7:42 AM  

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