Farewell Gift.
Mark was tall and handsome but in a very fair, Mike Hawthorn sort of way. He was from the valleys. Hard drinking, rugby boy. I surprised to learn he had a softer side, very artistic and an amazingly accomplished pianist.
What made me smile this morning, was a story he once told me about a rough valleys couple. The 'man' had come home drunk one night, woke his partner up, insisted she cook him something then beat seven bells of shit out of her until she complied with his sexual demands. That night, after he fell asleep, she packed her bags and left him.
That was after she deposited a well aimed 'dump' on his chest.
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How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen...
no not you.
You think?
In the US, that is known as a Cleveland Steamer and there are people who will pay for such a thing.
good for her. I hope she didn't go back to the SOB
I wonder if she painted a target on his chest first?
TGF- Some people will pay good money for any old shit.
Snooze- I think she 'dumped' him for good.
Inexplicable device- Or even moved the wardrobe to get more height.
Fewclewz.........
Such bad taste!
Shoulda ripped his head off and shit down his fuckin neck instead!
there's a song called little goodbyes that details what kind of revenge a woman can get on a man when she leaves.
Fewclewz- That's not exactly cricket, is it?
Pink Drama- Hell hath no fury.....
A great idea if I ever become a woman scorned. Maybe I'd take a laxative first before I did the dump.
It's good to go that little bit further.
sounds like a lovely parting shot, and quite fitting.
lucky for her she had that eighth bell of shit in reserve!
Eighth bell of shit.
Very clever, I hadn't thought of that.
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