Don't want to be gay?
I have to share this. Richard Cohen, a "Christian psychotherapist," Claims to be able to 'cure' homosexuality by, amongst other things, sitting homosexual men on his lap and giving them a cuddle.
Richard is a former homosexual, and author of 'Coming out Straight'. He claims the therapy is a powerful cure.
It has to be added, other therapists are not convinced
Richard is a former homosexual, and author of 'Coming out Straight'. He claims the therapy is a powerful cure.
It has to be added, other therapists are not convinced
posted by Tickersoid at 7:59 PM
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34 Comments:
Holy shit i hope this doesn't have any impact on cats - i sat mine on my lap this morning and gave him a cuddle - i hope i don't go home tonight and discover that he's turned into a dog...
Fewclewz- I think the sure fire cure occurs when the therapist rams his todger up the patients bum hole. This has to be repeated at intervals to ensure no back sliding.
Jungle Jane- I didn't think of that. Let me know what happens. If it turnes out badly just limit yourself to cuddling homosexuals.
My therapy sessions were never that exciting. Now I feel so cheated. Couldn't my therapist have had me give her a lap dance when we were discussing my wanton behaviour? No wonder I'm still a tramp.
Poor chap. The lengths some people go to for a bit of physical comfort once they've denied themselves the full joy of being what they really are.
Can't say I agree with fewclewz, though. Catholic priests are meant to be celibate and chaste, so regardless of orientation, they know before they get into it that that's on the cards for them, and have the option of leaving before they take those vows. Like I did.
snooze- Such injustice! However on the upside, it has put an entertaining image of you in my mind.
Qenny- It would be almost beyonde belief, were it not American tale.
Good point about the priests and hearing yet another of your areas of expertise.
For once I'm lost for words.
Do you think I could reform litigation clients if I offered to cuddle them...........although knowing some of my clients they would be looking for a very loose definition of cuddle, in all senses of the word loose!
I suppose the power of suggestion being what it is you could similarly convince anyone who wished to be convinced of it through therapy that they were anything they wished to be. Why would one seek therapy for being gay? Perhaps these test subject of his only understood they were going to be "Cuddled" and ended up being scared straight? Hmmmmm.
I wonder if he can helo me not to be black. Will it actually alter my dna and pigmentation and make me white?
This shit is so wack. Some people will do and say anything.
Hmmm...I didn’t know being gay was a disease …and if it’s, why would anyone want to be cured from his or hers wonderful gayness :D. I hate when I read stuff like that, most of my male friends are gay...and I think they're just wonderful.
hahahahaha...what a nitwit
It must take someone truely repulsive to turn a gay man straight by simply hugging him. This guy is probably also the reason lesbians exist.
I don't know what to make of this. Somebody will probably murder this guy.
Lippy- I'm convinced cuddling litigation clients would work.
I look forward to reading about the results of this new procedure.
Qchick- I think this is a Christian thing. Some factions believe homosexuality to be a sin. 'Curing' gayness is one less temptation. I think the cuddling may well frighten some people staright :D
Xtasy- I think it works in reverse for colour. Wasn't there some correlation between boys sitting on Michael Jacksons lap and him turning white?
Cezi- Gayness is an abomination.
My fellow steel workers and I were discussing this only the other day as we were soaping each other down in the showers.
In a manly, chums sort of way you understand.
Brianne- I think you've given your response the attention this subject deserves.
Fuckkit- Good to have the lesbian perspective there :D
Kyah- A hug victim perhaps.
Please post pics of the steelworkers shower session.
Right-ho, Tickers.
I'll be off to cuddle the geezer with the giant ears, then.
Glad you found it, I was getting desperate, what with having to cuddle a gorgeous woman and everything.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but: I Agree With Fuckkit.
Acckk! Where's the soap? Need to wash my mouth out.
* ick acck oog *
If you like, I can smack the gay right out of you.
MJ-these moments are private!!
funnything - ithink you should just stick to cuddling gabriella sabatini
inexplicable device - i dunno but for you to agree with fuckkit it must be true
world champ - spanking gayness is not your forte, stick to wrestling
I have a friend with baptist parents who tried to get some whackjob to cure his gayness.
He now lives a normal life with his partner Cole who i suspect might be gay.
fuck the showers, mj - if the steelmill poo antics don't turn them into a pack of ruggedly heterosexual men, then I suppose nothing will!
How sad to make an artform of self-loathing. I'm so sick of that shit.
Mushroom- Ahhhhhhhh. I love happy endings.
Phlegmfatale- Nothing wrong with making an artform out of self loathing. I quite like Sinead O'Conner.
Richard Cohen is a twat.
'nuff said.
yes i would like to see pics of you in the shower, might be a laugh if nothing else.
Okay Tickers you have some explaining to do, princess. The cat turned into Richard Cohen. Now what am i gonna do??
When are they going to come up with a cure for Christianity?
Piggy &Tazzy- In a nutshell.
100darkangels- I tried, the camera got too wet.
Jungle Jane- I think you now have to kiss him and he turnes back into a human.
TGF- Brilliant question!
I'd like to offer my cuddling services to any attractive homosexuals out there looking for a cure*.
*results not guaranteed
WOW. I know this is exists but the narrow minded ness boggles me! ARRGGHHH!
BTW: Bondage Tick rocks! WHOA! and there is one other-damn-CARMEN MIRANDA! WAAA-HAAA HAA!
What Fuckkit said. No doubt he's as ugly as a hat full of arseholes with bum breath to boot.
Also, what TFG said.
Saw this fillum once. Coupla Mormom types come out on a stage and describe how they used to be filthy homosexuals until the Lord sent them to some christian cure place where they were shown photos of nekkid blokes and whipped and at the end they held hands and said "That's where we met." The audience (queers all) nearly weed itself with laughter.
Jay- I admire your comments, displaying as they do, your usual level of alruism.
100darkangles- You don't want to let this go do you? :)
~d- That's why I had to share that with you.
You can thank Piggy & Tazzy for photoshopping the bondage an carman Miranda pictures.
Spike- I like hat full of arseholes, except that it's made me think of an unpleasant breakfast cerial.
I wonder about films and shows like that. I wonder how the makers and performers see themselves.
It's like that episode of Queer As Folk "I can change, I can change, I can change!"
I like it! Good job. Go on.
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