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Sunday, August 31, 2008

How to Look a Complete Twat at the Morning Meeting.


Lock the door of your ground floor office overnight but leave the window open.


Leave your hard hat, complete with integral ear muffs and sweat band, within arms reach of the window.


The night shift boys will ensure that, if you use your hat to visit the plant for an update prior to the morning meeting, you'll walk in to it with black ears and a black forehead.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not just delete 'hat' from your list of tailoring nescessities? Hats are so last year...

9:45 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

'elf and safety mate.

10:28 PM  
Blogger BEAST said...

oh dear , and black is so last year

1:15 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

I wear my tinfoil hat to meetings.

4:39 PM  
Blogger Qenny said...

But on the other hand, yum to the hard hat model.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Beast- And there was me thinking black is the new beige.

MJ- Good thinking thwart the telepathy.

qenny- There are many such metal making men on plant.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Lippy said...

Well so long as you only looked a complete twat and weren't actually a complete twat everything is fine!

5:30 PM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Qenny's right. Yum, indeed!

I need a new job and like the hard hat look, but I'm not keen on having muffs on my ears...

7:14 PM  
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