How to Look a Complete Twat at the Morning Meeting.
Lock the door of your ground floor office overnight but leave the window open.
Leave your hard hat, complete with integral ear muffs and sweat band, within arms reach of the window.
The night shift boys will ensure that, if you use your hat to visit the plant for an update prior to the morning meeting, you'll walk in to it with black ears and a black forehead.
posted by Tickersoid at 6:07 AM
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8 Comments:
Why not just delete 'hat' from your list of tailoring nescessities? Hats are so last year...
'elf and safety mate.
oh dear , and black is so last year
I wear my tinfoil hat to meetings.
But on the other hand, yum to the hard hat model.
Beast- And there was me thinking black is the new beige.
MJ- Good thinking thwart the telepathy.
qenny- There are many such metal making men on plant.
Well so long as you only looked a complete twat and weren't actually a complete twat everything is fine!
Qenny's right. Yum, indeed!
I need a new job and like the hard hat look, but I'm not keen on having muffs on my ears...
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