i> Away With The Fairies.: Bridgend Suicides.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Bridgend Suicides.

Tickersoid, "What do you reckon on these Bridgend suicides then?"
Spider, " The press say it's an Internet based, fashionable thing to do."
Tickersoid, "When has suicide been fashionable? If that were the case, why isn't there a 'spider plant effect, why aren't there suicides in other places?"
Spider, "Spider plant effect? You just made that up. There's no such phrase."
Mongo, "Yeah, you could have called it a straw bury plant effect."
Tickersoid, "But Strawbury isn't as sinister as spider plant."

Meanwhile, Leggy texts in,

"I'm stuck in Bridgend, My car's broken down. Can you rescue me. Bring a tow rope. Can't buy rope around here for love nor money."

15 Comments:

Blogger FirstNations said...

Does Wales really suck that bad? Because, dang.

1:52 AM  
Blogger Z said...

That's scary. What's going on in Bridgend? It sounds a bit suspect to me though. Remind me never to go there when i'm feeling a little down.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Kyahgirl said...

that was incredibly funny/. Nice to see you again.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

FN- There are far more grim places in South Wales than Bridgend, which is, quite frankly, a little bland. Maybe that's the problem.

Z- There's an element of domino effect caused by the sad loss of someone elses suicide. I hope it's not a cultural thing like Deep Cut barracks, which the Government insisted was a statistical blip right up until they closed it down.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Kyah Girl- Hiya! very nice to see you again too.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Snooze said...

lol about the rope.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

Bland? I always thought Bridgend was rough as fuck to be honest. One of the standing assignments at Law School was a defendant done for ABH after brawling in Bridgend.

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is all something to do with Torchwood myself....

10:08 AM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Snooze- It doesn't take long after a tragedy before thes sick humour starts.

Lippy- I know what you mean. The last time I was there, I was taking a taxi home when I was joined by three swaying gentlemen who started the journey by pissing against the insides of the open doors.

Mutters- So why not Cardiff?

1:18 PM  
Blogger Lady Muck said...

That was a dirty laugh you just gave me. I need to shower now...

8:56 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Muckstress- .....What?

8:16 AM  
Blogger Lady Muck said...

Oh, nowt...

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only I were working in an office in the City of London - they'd almost certainly have a book open about how many suicides there will be before the trend dies out, so to speak.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Interestingly I was talking to a young lady last night who knew some of the victims. She, like me thinks there may be something or someone even more sinister behind it.

4:37 PM  
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