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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tickers Does Lourdes


No, not Maddonas' daughter, you mucky minded lot. The Place where, on February the 11th 1856 St Bernadette Soubirous saw a vision of The Virgin Mary. She was only 14 at the time and frankly, I suspect, she was a bit of an attention seeker.
My first impression was of the tacky souvenir shops with their automatic 'wolf whistle' shop keeper alerts. the second was the wheelchair access availability in the shops, suggesting more hopefuls than miracles.
As for the grotto, it's really more of an indentation in the cliff face.
Anyway, I've drunk from the spring water and am now completely cured/cleansed/purged of all my deviant sexual inclinations.......except.......

Well, now I can only become aroused by a vision of The Virgin Mary.


8 Comments:

Blogger The Mistress said...

Are you fingering your rosary?

3:49 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Have you infiltrated my web cam?

4:07 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

You are becoming very scary in your old age tickers!

5:36 PM  
Blogger MommyHeadache said...

Sending you the Virgin Mary sex costume in the post...wear yourself or maybe you can get your girlfriend to wear it
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/virgin-mary-adult-costume-p-8288.html

6:53 PM  
Blogger MommyHeadache said...

what were you even doing in Lourdes if you are not religious? pray tell

7:43 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Lippy- Don't be afraid little one, just sit on my knee and we'll play a little game.....

Emmak- I've ordered two.

Whistle stop tour of the Pyreneese.

6:40 AM  
Blogger BEAST said...

***waits for Ticks to be struck down by a rightious thunderbolt ***

1:28 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Could you just move the cam a wee bit to the right?

5:55 PM  

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