Tickers Does Lourdes
No, not Maddonas' daughter, you mucky minded lot. The Place where, on February the 11th 1856 St Bernadette Soubirous saw a vision of The Virgin Mary. She was only 14 at the time and frankly, I suspect, she was a bit of an attention seeker.
My first impression was of the tacky souvenir shops with their automatic 'wolf whistle' shop keeper alerts. the second was the wheelchair access availability in the shops, suggesting more hopefuls than miracles.
As for the grotto, it's really more of an indentation in the cliff face.
Anyway, I've drunk from the spring water and am now completely cured/cleansed/purged of all my deviant sexual inclinations.......except.......
Well, now I can only become aroused by a vision of The Virgin Mary.
8 Comments:
Are you fingering your rosary?
Have you infiltrated my web cam?
You are becoming very scary in your old age tickers!
Sending you the Virgin Mary sex costume in the post...wear yourself or maybe you can get your girlfriend to wear it
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/virgin-mary-adult-costume-p-8288.html
what were you even doing in Lourdes if you are not religious? pray tell
Lippy- Don't be afraid little one, just sit on my knee and we'll play a little game.....
Emmak- I've ordered two.
Whistle stop tour of the Pyreneese.
***waits for Ticks to be struck down by a rightious thunderbolt ***
Could you just move the cam a wee bit to the right?
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