My Life Broken Down Into Segments.
posted by Tickersoid at 10:48 PM
Monday, September 07, 2009
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- Name: Tickersoid
- Location: Pontypool, South Wales, United Kingdom
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Contented, unexciteable, happy by nature. Recently described as, "Everyones favourite, amusing, perverted uncle."
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13 Comments:
It's almost like a chart for my work day! Except I'd have to add reading memos and paperwork and staff meetings, but I guess that could still fall under 'sleeping'!
Tee Hee!
SNAP!
Where does wanking fit into this?
yeah wot no sex
wot no porn
come on tickers you are not being entirely honest with your diagram
Emmak, it's all about classification. Where did I put that condom? What happened to the vibrator? I'm sure I didn't take that viagra. Where did I put that copy of, 'Gay Boys in Bondage'?
Just don't forget you took your viagra. My friend always used to do that. He'd take a pill get drunk on wine and end up drunk asleep but with a stiffy.
Reminds me of the time I took a blue then had a phone call cancelling our rendezvous. I decided to go to the gym instead. Forgot all about the pill until I used the communial shower. The action of the water gave sufficient stimulation to wake the snake. Luckily for me there weren't any children about, could have been hard, I mean difficult, to explain. Had to do some strategic manouvering to get back to my locker without being detected.
HA! To pie and tickersoid. brilliant.
I would add a segment for 'wondering what I was looking for' myself.
Sadly, Mutters, so should I.
And I thought WE were hardly posting anything lately...
Oh bugger off, P&T. Don't you have a radio show to do? I need music!
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