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Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Male Lemu

I learned recently, that female lemus, are only in season for one day a year. Even then, they're very aggressive and don't take kindly to unwanted advances. It's no wonder that many of the males seek out alternative, single lifestyles.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy said...

Just like the females of the human species, then.

Thank fuck I'm a poof.

10:48 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Thank fuck you ARE a poof, Piggy.

One less bad date for womankind.

11:34 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Tazzy, on the other hand...

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy said...

Thank fuck Tazzy's a poof too.

No woman could ever work such wonders with my cock as he does.

Only a man truly knows what a man truly likes, as they say.

Wimmin are but amateurs.

5:21 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

No woman would want to touch your cock.

Thank fuck for Tazzy indeed.

6:37 AM  
Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy said...

Sometimes even I don't want to touch my cock.

But I'm weak and give in.

10:08 AM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Piggy, do you suppose Tickers touches his cock a lot?

7:32 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

I am in constant contact with my mushroom, but what has that got to do with lemus?

8:41 PM  
Blogger eroswings said...

So, I take it there's a big market for sperm banks and adult toys in the female lemu community? I'm assuming a lot of these butch, lesbianlike lemus have lots of money laying around.

5:44 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Who knows with Lemus. I reckon they just won't mate with anyone who isn't prime Alpha material.

5:49 PM  
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