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Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Male Lemu

I learned recently, that female lemus, are only in season for one day a year. Even then, they're very aggressive and don't take kindly to unwanted advances. It's no wonder that many of the males seek out alternative, single lifestyles.


Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy said...

Just like the females of the human species, then.

Thank fuck I'm a poof.

10:48 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Thank fuck you ARE a poof, Piggy.

One less bad date for womankind.

11:34 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Tazzy, on the other hand...

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy said...

Thank fuck Tazzy's a poof too.

No woman could ever work such wonders with my cock as he does.

Only a man truly knows what a man truly likes, as they say.

Wimmin are but amateurs.

5:21 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

No woman would want to touch your cock.

Thank fuck for Tazzy indeed.

6:37 AM  
Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy said...

Sometimes even I don't want to touch my cock.

But I'm weak and give in.

10:08 AM  
Blogger MJ said...

Piggy, do you suppose Tickers touches his cock a lot?

7:32 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

I am in constant contact with my mushroom, but what has that got to do with lemus?

8:41 PM  
Blogger eroswings said...

So, I take it there's a big market for sperm banks and adult toys in the female lemu community? I'm assuming a lot of these butch, lesbianlike lemus have lots of money laying around.

5:44 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Who knows with Lemus. I reckon they just won't mate with anyone who isn't prime Alpha material.

5:49 PM  

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